Public Enemies

Interesting story about those pants, apparently they actually belonged to John Dillinger THEY STOLE THE MAN'S PANTS

We're just full of biography movies this week (and by full I mean two...but really do you really need anymore?) this time it's the story of John Dillinger who was named Public Enemy Number 1 before Osama Bin Laden took his place...who of course was then replaced by Obama...:

Ohhh fuck it's a 2 hour and 20 minute movie -_-

I truly enjoy how everyone has a 1930's accent except for Marion Cotillard, I understand your supposed to be half French in the movie but shit I think even the French sounded a little different from the 1930's to now, you still sound like your doing Inception

(I would like to take this time to mention have you ever noticed that animals from the prehistoric ages look a lot like possible pokemon? Seriously go look up "living fossil" on wiki then go under mammals and just start looking at shit Aardvarks are cute little bastards, after that look under birds and tell me the Hoatzin doesn't look like fucking Ho-oh)

Let me tell you there is one scene about an hour into this movie where John Dillinger (Johnny Depp) and Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale) are talking face to face (and surprisingly Christian Bale isn't yelling about Johnny Depp ruining his scene or whatever) that is so reminiscent of Deathnote when Light and L are almost casually discussing how their going to beat each other, it instantly made this movie more likeable (except L in this case sucks), the Deathnote-ness doesn't stop their the entire movie is played out with the same style of story telling going from the bad guy's point of view to the good guy's over and letting you decide who's the real bad guy in this situation, while of course it's not executed as excellently as Deathnote itself it's a nice change from that fucking Facebook movie

Alright I finally finished it, and while it wasn't packed with the raw emotion that one would have liked (except for a little more at the end), mainly because 99% of everybody important to the plot were people you've never seen or heard about before:

John Dillinger: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?! I TRUSTED YOU, I TRUSTED YOU...but I'm sorry I seem to have forgotten your name ^_^?

It was however filled with an intelligent emotion, you saw throughout the movie that John wasn't a hardened killer, he cared about people, and he was affected by what he saw, at the end of the day he was just a man trying to make a living in a day and age when robbing banks was an attractive option

In the end I couldn't really recommend this movie because it is a bit drawn out, but the ending did have that Deathnote-y feel to it and I guess that makes everything alright

911 Is A Joke,
Asaya HelwaEhwee