Random Thoughts Part 4...I think

So the Canadian Federal Elections ended with the Conservatives getting a majority government with 164 seat, NDP in opposition with 101 seats, and Liberals in third place with 33 seats...Michael Ignatieff, the Liberal Party Leader, had this to say:

Michael: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! YES I WOULD LIKE TO RUN AGAIN BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

But besides my oh so clever "Rage Quit" reference Ignatieff didn't rage quit...but really after you lose to the NDP, rage quitting would have been the proper thing to do, for those of you that don't know NDP is the New Democratic Party in Canada...their kinda like Rocky

In other news I held a garage sale in order to earn some money for the trip to China, and I'm proud to say we have earned $234 dollars, but really you haven't experienced humility until you've looked a man in the eyes and said "Donations are appreciated...", some people just suck you know guys you'd explain to em that your trying to further your career by going to China, and that your poor, and you have cancer but the Make A Wish Foundation won't fund your trip cause technically your not a kid I AM AT HEART YOU BASTARDS I BELIEVE I CAN FLY....PETER WHERE FOR ART THOU?! and then they just walk away...or in some cases run away T_T

I'd just like to say WOW the Social Network Post I did got a fuck load of views, in fact more views than any other post I've done, granted since most of that was pretty serious most of you didn't come back for the Public Enemies post the day after XD or maybe you guys actually do like serious? Or maybe it sounded so crazy and paranoid that it got passed around as an example of what not to do on the internets....am I the new Glenn Beck? Well Glenn Beck gets a lot of views...I guess I can live with that

Did they get the Nuclear Reactor in Japan fixed yet? They stopped covering it on the news the last I heard was they had it under control and then the day AFTER that they reported that they we're taking it up to an incident level 7 or something like that? All I heard was "something something something one step under Chernobyl" and I was like O_O WTFFFF

Guys we have more then 200 views in total and I'm remotely proud of where this blog has gone in such a short time...until I heard that our informal rival (informal because I don't think he knows we exist) Basugasubakuhatsu gets 200 views in a day -_- guys we must catch up I'm calling a full scale uptake on our website now I'm talking about inviting all your friends here, inviting your mother, your father, putting this website on billboards, and on school computers, and replacing the racially insensitive website you put up on the Sony Store computer with this website (which looking back is probably just as racially insensitive -__-) and clicking refresh on random posts so many times that I am FUCKING FORCED to believe I'm popular O_O (I look forward to your unresponsiveness)

Now speaking about how this blog sucks does anybody have any ideas on how to make it better, now remember I don't have any spare money so I can't hold contests or advertise, so we're pretty much limited to different kinds of posts I can do (I look forward to your unresponsiveness -_-)

Did ya hear Osama Bin Laden is dead:

Turns out he was in a mountainous region on the border of Pakistan...American Forces found him when he couldn't stop giggling every time they got too close (only took em ten years...), I don't know why this happened right after I watched Public Enemies I must be Nostradamus...you know...blog version Nostradamus

So I watched the new Transformers 3 trailer and it looks alright, Megan Fox is finally replaced by someone...unfortunately this someone looks worse and looks even dumber than Megan Fox herself (and we didn't think that was possible) when will they get to the much more intelligent and much hotter girl: Mary Elizabeth Winstead this girl is way to in the shadows her next movie is Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter which I'm sorry Mary looks too stupid even for me, as for the Transformers movie I'll watch it just to see if Michael Bay makes another racial slur half way through (and if you didn't notice any racial slurs in the first two look closer at all the black autobots role...shit Jazz was the only guy that died in the first one THE ONLY ONE WTF IS THAT)

Alright I'm gonna end it here I have a feeling the post will only degenerate if I continue

Normal Has Been Found But We're Not Turning Around,
Asaya HelwaEhwee