No I didn't but it caught your attention eh? O_O But yes I did take that line from the Peter Chao video I'm a huge fan, Chao if your reading this...please mention me in a video T_T (@everyone else: ITS CALLED SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION)
Now getting back on topic, I just wanted to discuss how a man can no longer take a shit in peace, every time I go to the washroom, EVERY FUCKING TIME someone decides to call my phone, or someone all of a sudden needs help downstairs, do you people time this out? Seriously wtf? Nobody talks to me all fucking day and then I go to take a shit and everyones my biggest fan, I should really take shits more often maybe I'd eventually get a girlfriend.
This is a major problem guys. When a man goes to take a shit thats like mediation for us, it's the one time when all problems of the world seem minuscule, where all our best ideas come from (This is a little known fact but all the greatest men in history took shits, you know Da Vinci?, Winston Churchill?, Katt Williams? All took shits mother fucker hows that for scientific proof that taking shits changes the world), if this time is interrupted for men serious problems arise, you know alcoholism? It's when we take a shit that we realize become an alcoholic is a bad idea, but if some mofo is always interrupting your shit taking that realization never forms and thus producing the undesired ailment.
Alright there ends my rant on the problems in todays society I will end with a quote from my wisest high school teacher
"All the best ideas are begotten, when taking a shit, I don't know why, I guess it's because of all the pushing and the shoving, the blood starts flowing and boom there's an idea"
Nantoko Nare,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
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