Red and Silent Hill

As we often do in this blog, I will relate two movies that have absolutely nothing to do with each other (and somehow claim they ripped each other off), this time it's Red (2010) the action comedy with Bruce Willis and MORGAN FREEEEEEEMAN and Silent Hill (2006) the horror (comedy?) based on the game, with what seems to be an unrecognizable cast...I really hope MORGAN FREEEEEEEMAN does voice overs in this:

What...THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY MOUTH

So I've never actually played these games before, are they any good? My only expectation is that it will be the exact opposite of the Sound Of Music "The hiiillls are alive with the sound of muuuuusic" NOT ANYMORE WOMAN NO! NOW AUDRINA, LAUREN AND THAT BITCH KRISTIN HAVE TO FIGHT THEIR WAY THROUGH MUTATED MONSTERS THAT WE'RE ABANDONED BY THE GOVERNMENT (Yes I did just put Silent Hill, The Sound of Music, The Hills reality tv show, and The Hills Have Eyes references into one paragraph)

(According to this weird english facts website: the word "testify" comes from a time when men were required to swear on their testicles( http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1FSqRf/www.did-you-knows.com/did-you-know-facts/english-language.php?page=1 )...I actually think thats a much more effective way to prevent perjury...)

Alright so I got to the 53 minute mark when I said fuck it, this movie is just a typical slasher film, except with really crappy editing that takes you out of intense moments, and only slightly gruesome monsters you barely get to see because the entire movie is apparently shot in the fucking dark, it has been a very painful 53 minutes to say the least

LET'S DO THIS

After finishing this movie I was pleasantly surprised, it was kinda like Get Smart except in Get Smart the comedy is better, and in Red the action is better...damn in Red the actions better than in a lot of other movies to. I wouldn't watch it a second time but I got to admit they managed to make a light hearted action packed movie, with some emotion but it wasn't heavy on it, good for a Friday night with my girl (no matter how imaginary she is)

Ya'll Ready For This?,
Asaya HelwaEhwee