Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The Number 23 (2007)...2+0+0+7 does not equal 23 -_-

FUCK YOU JIGGLYPUFF...FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHARPIE MARKER

Ah the wonderful world of fake numerology...how you annoy me -_-. See The Number 23 isn't about the number 23 no no...it's about severe paranoia:

In the beginning of the movie the main character Walter Sparrow (I wonder if there's any relation to Captain Jack Sparrow...there just about the same level of crazy) begins to read the book "The Number 23" and it says "All characters are fictitious, if you see any resemblance of these characters to people in your life stop reading immediately" and just like me Walter decided to ignore this warning and continued to read this leads him to become obsessed with the number for about 45 minutes until he realize the book is actually a real life murder mystery that has yet to be solved and then he tries to solve it in order to absolve his own obsession with the number:

What do I mean by obsession? We'll good old Walter begins to see the number everywhere including in the time, in how many pairs of shoes his wife has, and in colours (that fucking right I just said colours this entire movie they we're talking about how pink and red relate to 23 I still don't get where they got these numbers from -_-), this man was so obsessed that he began to get his son obsessed "hey dad remember when we both had near psychotic OCD about a TWO DIGIT NUMBER...good times ^_^", Walter then begins to have visions of murdering his wife (when that starts happening guys....GET HELP DO NOT HOLD THAT SHIT INSIDE), and so on and so forth...you know at one point this mother fucker looked at the time in the middle of the night and it was "11:12" so 11+12=23 I looked at my time at the exact same time it was "2:22" 2+22= TWENTY FUCKING FOUR BITCHES!!! HAHA BEAT THE SYSTEM MOTHER FUCKER (yes that was the single greatest moment of hope in my life for those of you who are asking)

Eventually it reaches a plot twist in the end which makes the whole story kind of meaningless in my opinion, but it turns this plot into a not so heartwarming story *spoiler kinda?* about a man trying to find himself (a lot of you won't get this joke until you watch the movie), like...have you ever asked yourself "who am I?" yea this movie answers with "mother fucker you don't want to know..." but it did manage to catch my attention for an hour and a half and at no point was I dying of boredom so in short the movie was a success for a mystery but not for a horror, go watch it with your paranoid buddies on a quiet Friday night and at the end of it look at each other and say "...well that's something to avoid" nod and go to sleep never to think about the number again 

This Weatherman is predicting a 99% chance of shitstorm and its coming right at ya!,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Random Thoughts Part 8 (with Special Edition Future Job Hunt Rant)

First I'd like to congratulate Tite Kubo on his 50th volume of Bleach...fuck you Kubo...but seriously if you've been keeping up with Bleach up until chapter 448 at least it's gotten a little bit more interesting I'm really glad to see that, that guy that stabs you...but doesn't really stab you, doesn't just make the stabiee's (or rather the "un-e-STAB-lished" for the politically correct term) as lose their power like I initially expected....but now he just probably has portions of everybody's powers....like Kirby....fuck you Kubo...

Future Job Hunt Rant:

As you guys know I want to be a Martial Arts Instructor (since we're talking Goju-Ryu I'd be a Sensei), but guys I've been thinking and by thinking I mean I'm fucking confused, am I truly passionate about teaching Martial Arts? or is this some sort of detour, this thinking really started to go wild tonight after I talk to another guy that's well on his way to becoming a Sensei:

(See I had no plan to teach children, because I was gonna do an adult only Dojo...no dirty comments please -_-...or you know what at least your fucking commenting, comment away) but this guy also spoke to my Sensei and he wanted to do the same thing but my Sensei (fuck this is gonna get confusing) told him that it was important to teach kids in order to learn the values of the Martial Arts and so on and so forth, point is...I hate children! I can deal with them on a one on one bases just fine but when its a group of the little bastards, do I look like Bill Cosby to you? That got me thinking there are other aspects of all this I don't like, I don't like the enormous amount of stress owning a Dojo seems to cause, I don't like the pretentious douche bags you have to deal with in this business and most of all FUCK YOU KUBO, but if I didn't become a Sensei what would I do?:

As you guys know I'm also planning to go to Law School and become a full time lawyer for a few years...but I wouldn't want to do that permanently...do I even want to do that? I'd have to be with a whole DIFFERENT breeeeed of pretentious douche-bags, and I'd be sitting at a desk all day, and my life would be so boring, see Martial Arts is the only thing I've ever gotten really passionate about but that passion has mainly been eroded, is that something you have to fight with though in order to get back? Is that natural? No matter which job I think about it always ends up sucking in my head, I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean 3 the other day when I fucking said "hmmm pirating might be a good career option" but then I figured that those long days stranded at sea would suck to

It's like that poem by Robert Frost "The Road Not Taken", a lot of people think that poems about going on the road less travelled by other people, but no no it's not about that shit at all when you read it, it's about two roads...both are ordinary roads, their just different (I don't mean the roads are homosexual...), and so the guy takes one of the fucking roads and he ends up going through the entire road...and he said that road was cool, but he said man taking the other road would have been really cool too...and so either way he would have been fucked...and when I read that poem I was like what the fuck that's stupid pick a fucking road you'd be happy with...but now I know...NOW I UNDERSTAND ROBERT FORGIVE ME FOR MY INSOLENCE

But hey maybe I'm overreacting maybe being with the kids will get better as I go along, I tend to overreact...AS I'M FUCKING SURE MOST OF YOU HAVE NOTICED ^oT *eye twitch*, in the end I think I'm gonna stick with being a Sensei and just take it day by day...exactly like an alcoholic -_-, but let's see how this turns out...I'm glad we had this talk *forced smile of doom*

I'm Third Generation Don't Give A Fuck,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Taking A Shit (And Rubbing It On A Building)

No I didn't but it caught your attention eh? O_O But yes I did take that line from the Peter Chao video I'm a huge fan, Chao if your reading this...please mention me in a video T_T (@everyone else: ITS CALLED SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION)

Now getting back on topic, I just wanted to discuss how a man can no longer take a shit in peace, every time I go to the washroom, EVERY FUCKING TIME someone decides to call my phone, or someone all of a sudden needs help downstairs, do you people time this out? Seriously wtf? Nobody talks to me all fucking day and then I go to take a shit and everyones my biggest fan, I should really take shits more often maybe I'd eventually get a girlfriend.

This is a major problem guys. When a man goes to take a shit thats like mediation for us, it's the one time when all problems of the world seem minuscule, where all our best ideas come from (This is a little known fact but all the greatest men in history took shits, you know Da Vinci?, Winston Churchill?, Katt Williams? All took shits mother fucker hows that for scientific proof that taking shits changes the world), if this time is interrupted for men serious problems arise, you know alcoholism? It's when we take a shit that we realize become an alcoholic is a bad idea, but if some mofo is always interrupting your shit taking that realization never forms and thus producing the undesired ailment.

Alright there ends my rant on the problems in todays society I will end with a quote from my wisest high school teacher
"All the best ideas are begotten, when taking a shit, I don't know why, I guess it's because of all the pushing and the shoving, the blood starts flowing and boom there's an idea"

Nantoko Nare,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Friday, May 20, 2011

Job Hunt Rant Part Mother Fucking 2

So as you guys know from my first entry in this series I was scammed once already, and here comes scam number 2:

So my mother comes to me with a "job opportunity" with the Church that she was told about by a close friend of mine, Leroy, let me tell you something Leroy's a fucking idiot and so am I for saying yes. The job entailed me doing a manual labour at a Monastery about an hour drive from my house, and since I'm a loser lacking a driver's licence I car pooled with a Priest...which as everyone knows....is never a good idea:

So I'm in the fucking car, and I try to be all polite and chipper you know get the morning off to a good start, the man answers me with "mhm" and "yea" for the first 40 minutes, then he takes the liberty of arguing with me about how Martial Arts is witchcraft or some other bullshit like that...now I have had this conversation before with other like minded retards but I haven't had a philosophical discussion in awhile so I was like fine I'll take it, so I beat him in the first 15 minutes as per usual, and as per usual they then spend another hour and a half stalling trying to win the argument to know avail

He decides to pull out the good old "I rely on a Higher Power to protect me and if I die then that's okay" which is a contradictory sentence but I let it go because there's no point in arguing against it with a fool so I say "well is this life to live or to die" (there were steps in between this but I forget them it was a couple of days ago) and he says "This life is to die..." and I was like...."excuse me Father while I PISS ON YOUR BEARD" THEY LET THIS FUCKING MORON LEAD A CONGREGATION? YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET CHARLES MANSON AND END IT RIGHT NOW

At one point this mother fucker says "Mina are there girls in your Martial Arts classes" I said "...yes" this son of a bitch has the audacity to say "well girls are a distraction and how can you be close to God with distractions" to which I responded "...I apologize Father, I'll hand in my testicles to the nearest drop box and continue on with my life..."

But as I said previously, the conversation continues for a duration of two endless hours of me kicking his ass using only my tongue and my wit, when finally he says "I don't want you to get me wrong, I respect what you do, and I'm proud of your accomplishments in the Martial Arts"...THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ARGUING WITH ME ABOUT O_O, My goodness it's people like this that disgrace every kind of spirituality known to man, like I'm as religious as the the next fella but there's a difference between being religious and being a self righteous douchebag

But regardless the day continues they decide to "feed" me with a bagel, with creme cheese, and two cold eggs...WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH COLD EGGS I ALMOST THREW IT AT THE COOK DO YOUR FUCKING JOB, but I eat and I go out to do some manual labour, and I figure manual labour, that's good I get to exercise and become stronger...they had me painting for three fucking hours....strange boxes that were to be used as bee hives later because apparently the Monastery makes honey....WHY THE FUCK IS IT MAKING HONEY...and the paint we were using was green...eventually I turned to the guy painting beside me (there was a total off three guys including me that were stupid enough to go on this job) and said "did anyone think about the fact that green is a really shitty colour to be painting things in?"

It is at this point I remember the conversation I had in the car with the Priest
Priest: "yea we used to get government funding so I could pay the students working there, but that's not happening anymore"
Asaya: "So we're not getting paid..."
Priest: "Nope..."
Asaya: "-_-...."
So I said fuck it and told them I'd be back in 30 minutes, I went took a 20 minute nap, woke up and I decided to use the last 10 minutes to eat so real food...so I pull out my handy dandy smart phone use the GPS to find the nearest restaurant to me...apparently this Monastery is in the middle of Bumfuck, Egypt because there were no restaurants in the town...the nearest restaurant was in the town next to us an hour and a half away by walking....and so I walked it, and I walked for a real long fucking time until low and behold I finally found the sign that said "The Township of East Jesus, New Mexico" and it's at this time the Priest calls me up

Priest: So where are you
Asaya: Looks at the sign I'm in "The Township of East Jesus, New Mexico"
Priest:....WHAT THE FUCK....I mean *cough* how'd you get there
Asaya: I walked...
Priest: Why?
Asaya: Because I wanted to walk... and I was hungry...
Priest: So are you coming back or are you walking home
Asaya: Mmm what time are you going home
Priest: Around 5
Asaya: (It's currently 3:30) Oh yea I'll probably be there
Priest: Kk...

So I go to eat and the restaurant I originally found on the GPS "Home Steak Cookhouse" was closed on account of it being Friday I guess...who the fuck closes on Friday?, but right beside it was "Sam's Fish and Chips" and I went in and met Sam....and I said "hello Sam I'll have the Fish and Chips" and he said "kk" and I got and I ate the fish and chips...now I've never had fish and chips before so I don't know how good it was comparatively, but it was decent...what I really wanted though was a milkshake as advertised outside but I didn't see it on the menu and figured I had no time to drink it anyways, so I left it alone only to be disappointed later, went on eating for 15 minutes and left the restaurant at 3:45, knowing it takes an hour and a half to get back I was pretty screwed... so I sprinted for part of it while trying to hitch hike by putting my thumb out (Canadians are not as polite as people think...not one mofo stopped for me T_T) and ended up getting there at 4:40, 20 minutes early...unfortunately the Priest left a half hour late...at 5:30...so I didn't need to run....ever....fuck you Priest fuck you....

And thus ended a horrible day honestly the best part was the 11 KM walk that kinda cheered me up...but still left me jobless T_T

Blood...it's in you...to KEEP YOUR ASS ALIVE,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Red and Silent Hill

As we often do in this blog, I will relate two movies that have absolutely nothing to do with each other (and somehow claim they ripped each other off), this time it's Red (2010) the action comedy with Bruce Willis and MORGAN FREEEEEEEMAN and Silent Hill (2006) the horror (comedy?) based on the game, with what seems to be an unrecognizable cast...I really hope MORGAN FREEEEEEEMAN does voice overs in this:

What...THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY MOUTH


So I've never actually played these games before, are they any good? My only expectation is that it will be the exact opposite of the Sound Of Music "The hiiillls are alive with the sound of muuuuusic" NOT ANYMORE WOMAN NO! NOW AUDRINA, LAUREN AND THAT BITCH KRISTIN HAVE TO FIGHT THEIR WAY THROUGH MUTATED MONSTERS THAT WE'RE ABANDONED BY THE GOVERNMENT (Yes I did just put Silent Hill, The Sound of Music, The Hills reality tv show, and The Hills Have Eyes references into one paragraph)

(According to this weird english facts website: the word "testify" comes from a time when men were required to swear on their testicles( http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1FSqRf/www.did-you-knows.com/did-you-know-facts/english-language.php?page=1 )...I actually think thats a much more effective way to prevent perjury...)

Alright so I got to the 53 minute mark when I said fuck it, this movie is just a typical slasher film, except with really crappy editing that takes you out of intense moments, and only slightly gruesome monsters you barely get to see because the entire movie is apparently shot in the fucking dark, it has been a very painful 53 minutes to say the least

LET'S DO THIS

After finishing this movie I was pleasantly surprised, it was kinda like Get Smart except in Get Smart the comedy is better, and in Red the action is better...damn in Red the actions better than in a lot of other movies to. I wouldn't watch it a second time but I got to admit they managed to make a light hearted action packed movie, with some emotion but it wasn't heavy on it, good for a Friday night with my girl (no matter how imaginary she is)

Ya'll Ready For This?,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Hanasaku Iroha

Ohana: "These bitches is trying to kill me"
I know what your thinking "wow too relatively recent anime reviews in one week...Asaya you're the best...we love you so much...please run for president O_O"

So cutting to the chase: after watching the first episode(hey I made it through the entire episode) I don't know how I feel about this anime. It's about a girl who is bored with her life and for reasons to forced into the plot for me to mention in this post, she must then uproot and move to a hot springs, and she's expecting a fairy tale dream like thing, but instead she is forced into hard labour by her own grandmother (so I guess she's Filipino?), which is kind of more exciting than her old life but she realizes she hates that life to which reminds me of that Chris Rock quote "Married and bored, or single and lonely....ain't no happiness no where"

The actual art is beautiful, and I like the idea of the story but it's delivery was slow (like the most exciting thing that happened all episodes was Ohana got triple slapped by her grandmother...I was like WTF?!?! HOW'D SHE DO THAT?! just goes to show if you train hard you can abuse children too) and bland, and it really reminds me of a Spirited Away sort of plot line (except you know...Iroha sucked...) in fact I'm pretty sure if you look at the ending sequence that weird crow thingy from Spirited Away can clearly be spotted for like a full second or two and then the grandma looks at the bird lovingly from her window

It's weird that I got a recommendation for this anime today in specific because today was one of those days I felt really bored with my life, like everything is too mundane and predictable, but this reminded me "hey you probably don't want unpredictable"...I don't know if I agree with that statement completely, nor do I know if I like this anime or hate it, nor do I know if I'll continue watching it....this anime has brought up more questions then answers.....is that the sign of a great anime?

BOW MOTHERFUCKER WHAT?!,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Friday, May 6, 2011

Supe Random Thoughts Part 6

So turns out Ignatieff did rage quite after all, ah well Ignatieff better luck douching it up somewhere else

Guys you ever get so angry that the only possible remedy is to take an extra big shit? Just me? Good to know.

You figure that Pacman is a metaphor for life, you go around collecting dots, which symbolizes money, for no apparent reason and you're being chased around by ghosts which are your fears, and doubts about yourself? Pretty deep huh? Thank you I'm gonna put it in my personal statement when applying to law school >_<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9mzJhvC-8E ... after watching that video I have so much more respect for Obama, he is slowly turning into Tony Stark...and if Tony Stark runs America we know all would be right with the world

I don't know if it's just me or what this says about my state of mental health but ah we all know I'm screwed anyways so does anyone else still keep a grudge against their grade 5 teacher? I do...I still remember one incident with her:

Asaya: Ma'am I'm done my work
Teacher:...okay good for you...
Asaya:....woman I wasn't looking for shitty praise I wanted more work to occupy my mind, so I could grow to become smarter and eventually beat out Bill Gates
Teacher:...yea we'll your not getting any...
Asaya:....curses....(and thus started a slow decline in my interest for school which has caused a series of chain reactions that have led me to transfer out of my current university to a different one, for a different program causing me to have lost a full year of my life...thank you Ma'am thank you...may you burn in Hell...but not regular Hell no no I'm talking about Pocky Hell where you will be surrounded by infinite amounts of Pocky, of different varieties: strawberry, chocolate crush, mango, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...but yet you will never be able to eat any of them O_O)

You ever get so desperate for money you get to searching through your old Yugioh cards hoping theres a super rare card you thought was useless but it turns out it's worth $15,000? Just me? Good to know

Have you guys seen this? There is an Ipad app that helps you study for the Bar exams in California and New York for the low low price of $999....WHAT THE HELL KIND OF FUCKING PREP COURSE IS THAT, after spending that kind of money you better pass the fucking Bar

So I watched the movie Bride Wars just now, I don't see why people hated it so much sure it wasn't a particularly good movie but it wasn't as bad as let's say...Nine with Penelope Cruz and the rest of those bastard women...my goodness I sat through that entire fucking movie thinking...oh eventually a plot line will happen...eventually but it never fucking did... FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS IT WAS LIKE FINAL FANTASY 12 ALL OVER AGAIN

Did you see this new movie The Beaver, pretty much Mel Gibson plays a guy that has to use a Beaver hand puppet to communicate...it looks like its one of those comedy/dramas that turn out to be drama/dramas. Now I haven't seen this movie but I have a serious problem with it already...a beaver wtf? Does this relate to the alcoholic claims earlier in Gibson's life? seriously it's like Hollywood isn't even TRYING to make good movies anymore, I mean at least try man why would you ever let this get through the first board meeting it should have gone like this:

Board meeting guy #1: So here's a movie about a guy that uses a Beaver to talk
Board meeting guy #2: ...Board meeting guy #1...your fired...

Alright I'm gonna end this crap here truth be told I didn't have anything to talk about (as you can tell) I just wanted 150 views before the end of the month ^_^

Respawn in 3...2...1...,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Monday, May 2, 2011

Random Thoughts Part 4...I think

So the Canadian Federal Elections ended with the Conservatives getting a majority government with 164 seat, NDP in opposition with 101 seats, and Liberals in third place with 33 seats...Michael Ignatieff, the Liberal Party Leader, had this to say:

Michael: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! YES I WOULD LIKE TO RUN AGAIN BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

But besides my oh so clever "Rage Quit" reference Ignatieff didn't rage quit...but really after you lose to the NDP, rage quitting would have been the proper thing to do, for those of you that don't know NDP is the New Democratic Party in Canada...their kinda like Rocky

In other news I held a garage sale in order to earn some money for the trip to China, and I'm proud to say we have earned $234 dollars, but really you haven't experienced humility until you've looked a man in the eyes and said "Donations are appreciated...", some people just suck you know guys you'd explain to em that your trying to further your career by going to China, and that your poor, and you have cancer but the Make A Wish Foundation won't fund your trip cause technically your not a kid I AM AT HEART YOU BASTARDS I BELIEVE I CAN FLY....PETER WHERE FOR ART THOU?! and then they just walk away...or in some cases run away T_T

I'd just like to say WOW the Social Network Post I did got a fuck load of views, in fact more views than any other post I've done, granted since most of that was pretty serious most of you didn't come back for the Public Enemies post the day after XD or maybe you guys actually do like serious? Or maybe it sounded so crazy and paranoid that it got passed around as an example of what not to do on the internets....am I the new Glenn Beck? Well Glenn Beck gets a lot of views...I guess I can live with that

Did they get the Nuclear Reactor in Japan fixed yet? They stopped covering it on the news the last I heard was they had it under control and then the day AFTER that they reported that they we're taking it up to an incident level 7 or something like that? All I heard was "something something something one step under Chernobyl" and I was like O_O WTFFFF

Guys we have more then 200 views in total and I'm remotely proud of where this blog has gone in such a short time...until I heard that our informal rival (informal because I don't think he knows we exist) Basugasubakuhatsu gets 200 views in a day -_- guys we must catch up I'm calling a full scale uptake on our website now I'm talking about inviting all your friends here, inviting your mother, your father, putting this website on billboards, and on school computers, and replacing the racially insensitive website you put up on the Sony Store computer with this website (which looking back is probably just as racially insensitive -__-) and clicking refresh on random posts so many times that I am FUCKING FORCED to believe I'm popular O_O (I look forward to your unresponsiveness)

Now speaking about how this blog sucks does anybody have any ideas on how to make it better, now remember I don't have any spare money so I can't hold contests or advertise, so we're pretty much limited to different kinds of posts I can do (I look forward to your unresponsiveness -_-)

Did ya hear Osama Bin Laden is dead:

Turns out he was in a mountainous region on the border of Pakistan...American Forces found him when he couldn't stop giggling every time they got too close (only took em ten years...), I don't know why this happened right after I watched Public Enemies I must be Nostradamus...you know...blog version Nostradamus

So I watched the new Transformers 3 trailer and it looks alright, Megan Fox is finally replaced by someone...unfortunately this someone looks worse and looks even dumber than Megan Fox herself (and we didn't think that was possible) when will they get to the much more intelligent and much hotter girl: Mary Elizabeth Winstead this girl is way to in the shadows her next movie is Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter which I'm sorry Mary looks too stupid even for me, as for the Transformers movie I'll watch it just to see if Michael Bay makes another racial slur half way through (and if you didn't notice any racial slurs in the first two look closer at all the black autobots role...shit Jazz was the only guy that died in the first one THE ONLY ONE WTF IS THAT)

Alright I'm gonna end it here I have a feeling the post will only degenerate if I continue

Normal Has Been Found But We're Not Turning Around,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Public Enemies

Interesting story about those pants, apparently they actually belonged to John Dillinger THEY STOLE THE MAN'S PANTS

We're just full of biography movies this week (and by full I mean two...but really do you really need anymore?) this time it's the story of John Dillinger who was named Public Enemy Number 1 before Osama Bin Laden took his place...who of course was then replaced by Obama...:

Ohhh fuck it's a 2 hour and 20 minute movie -_-

I truly enjoy how everyone has a 1930's accent except for Marion Cotillard, I understand your supposed to be half French in the movie but shit I think even the French sounded a little different from the 1930's to now, you still sound like your doing Inception

(I would like to take this time to mention have you ever noticed that animals from the prehistoric ages look a lot like possible pokemon? Seriously go look up "living fossil" on wiki then go under mammals and just start looking at shit Aardvarks are cute little bastards, after that look under birds and tell me the Hoatzin doesn't look like fucking Ho-oh)

Let me tell you there is one scene about an hour into this movie where John Dillinger (Johnny Depp) and Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale) are talking face to face (and surprisingly Christian Bale isn't yelling about Johnny Depp ruining his scene or whatever) that is so reminiscent of Deathnote when Light and L are almost casually discussing how their going to beat each other, it instantly made this movie more likeable (except L in this case sucks), the Deathnote-ness doesn't stop their the entire movie is played out with the same style of story telling going from the bad guy's point of view to the good guy's over and letting you decide who's the real bad guy in this situation, while of course it's not executed as excellently as Deathnote itself it's a nice change from that fucking Facebook movie

Alright I finally finished it, and while it wasn't packed with the raw emotion that one would have liked (except for a little more at the end), mainly because 99% of everybody important to the plot were people you've never seen or heard about before:

John Dillinger: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?! I TRUSTED YOU, I TRUSTED YOU...but I'm sorry I seem to have forgotten your name ^_^?

It was however filled with an intelligent emotion, you saw throughout the movie that John wasn't a hardened killer, he cared about people, and he was affected by what he saw, at the end of the day he was just a man trying to make a living in a day and age when robbing banks was an attractive option

In the end I couldn't really recommend this movie because it is a bit drawn out, but the ending did have that Deathnote-y feel to it and I guess that makes everything alright

911 Is A Joke,
Asaya HelwaEhwee