(For those of you wondering the title came from an essay by David Foster Wallace....minus the part about Madoka -_-)
Last night I was invited to my friends uni in a city 2 hours a way to play Mahjong...now I love me some Mahjong so I accepted and went down their only to find out it was a drinking version of Mahjong....they just made up....I'm like alright...turns out I'm not so good at Mahjong I only won once and ended up losing countless other times thus resulting in me taking around 11 shots of hard liquor...we then decided to play a card game called Kings (I think it was called that at least -_-) I didn't really lose in that one but this then resulted in me thinking it would be okay to drink an entire bottle of Jager Miester -_-, needless to say I was pretty out of it and once again I found myself questioning society why is getting drunk considered fun (now I do drink and have gotten a little drunk before but not to this extent)...I mean for like the first hour it felt great I was laughing and having a good time because it was a new feeling, after that second hour hits the novelty wears off and you just kind of want to get back to your normal self that isn't giggling like an idiot and then time starts to move slow...as fuck, my friends went to sleep but since I had an energy drink with this alcohol (now I must say quite hypocritically that mixing alcohol and energy drinks is pretty dangerous practice and should be left to the professional morons like me to handle it) I couldn't fall asleep so I started practicing walking in a straight line...you know...just in case....for what felt like an hour, I look at the clock 5 minutes have passed....THIS WENT ON FOR ANOTHER 3 HOURS I finally managed to fall asleep at 7 AM....SEVEN A FUCKING M....only to be awoken at 10 in the morning by the owner of the dorms mother, who was yelling something in Mandarin which I assume translated into "who the fuck is this hobo lying in your couch...and how did he get into such an awkward position" so I get up...only to realize I'm still drunk off my ass, the rest of the day consisted of me going back and forth between drunk and hungover, for the next 12 hours my entire thought processes we're concentrated on maintaining a comfortable homeostasis, your just concentrated on pissing at the right time, drinking enough water but not to much water, what to eat that will fill you up without triggering the gag reflex. You know the worst part...I'm still kind of hungover, like yea I had a good night it was pretty fun...but fuck it if I'm ever playing Mahjong again for shots
Now for the big news we've all been waiting for....MADOKA 11 AND 12 ARE OUUUT:
Episode 11 (of course as always these will contain spoilers):
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My God there is a lot of talking in this episode we are half way done and no one's shut up long enough to actually develop some plot their just complaining about the same bullshit from before "my best friend died T_T" "I'm a magical girl destined to destroy everything T_T" "I still don't have tits T_T"
Alright they've now requested an evacuation of the city...whether this is for the tsunami or the Whaleprjegeouh Night I have no idea
So Hormura is fighting the Night creature witch just turned out to be an upside down weird jack in the box creature...kind of cool if I must say
Madoka finds out Homura ain't doing so well, attempts to go outside, gets slapped by her own mother OH SNAP, Madoka convinces her own mother into somehow letting her go out into a mysterious an ominous position which she knows nothing about...can someone call child services, Madoka's mother loving pushes her daughter down the stairs...as a form of endearment? Wtf....
So Homura is just about to lose and turn into a witch herself (wait if she turns into a witch she should use her new powers beat the Night thing wouldn't that be a more productive use of your time then causing people to commit suicide), Madoka saves her and responds with "Homura...I'm sorry ^_^" FUCK YOU MADOKA FUCK YOU NO ONE WANTS YOU TO BECOME A WITCH EXCEPT THAT FUCKING CAT GREAT JOB NOW YOUR FATED TO BECOME A BIGGER WITCH THEN THIS GUY AND YOUR GONNA KILL US ALL FUCK YOU
Thankfully that episode is done now...fuck that took a month to make? How much marijuana was at the office "*inhales smoke* alright boss listen for our second last episode we should do...mournful talking between all the characters about events that happened 6 episodes ago"
EPISODE TWELVE:
AND MADOKA MAKES HER PUELLA MAGICA WISH TO ERASE EVERY WITCH BEFORE THEIR BORN....didn't I tell you that was gonna be the ending -_-
FUCK A FLASH BACK, hey look Mami's in it ^_^
OHHH AND SHE PWNS NIGHT ASS BY TURNING HER BACK INTO A LITTLE GIRL, POPPING UP DIRECTLY BESIDE HER AND REMOVING HER GRIEF SEED.....SHE IS NOW.....MEW FROM POKEMON O_O
SHE DOES THIS FOR EVERY WITCH AROUND THE WORLD EVER!
SHE HAS NOW BECOME A BEING IN HER OWN SPACE, SHE CALLS HOMURA HER BEST FRIEND FINALLY? THAT'S RIGHT HOMURA "DON'T STOP BELIEVING, HOLD ON TO THAT CRAZY FEELING, STREET LIGHTS PEOPLE OHHHHH"
SO NOW THEIR IN AN ALTERNATE TIME LINE WHERE MADOKA DOESN'T EXIST AND INSTEAD OF MAGI TURNING INTO WITCHES THEY JUST DISAPPEAR AT RANDOM
IT'S FINALLY DONE WITH THE CONCLUSION OF HOMURA'S DEATH
In the end I'm still disappoint at no point was I outraged, it didn't make me feel sad, happy, mad, or horny, and really what's the point in story telling if you can't do all that? I am unable to see the hullabaloo about this series
I Couldn't Find Outside >_<,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
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