Now I've been looking for a job to pay for a trip to China with my Dojo (did I mention that already? aww well donations are appreciated) so I've been going through the process and it's fucking infuriating, I had an interview with Mcdonalds the other day and they go:
Interviewer: How do you keep the quality of your work maintained and organized?
Asaya:....I thought I was flipping burgers what the fuck needs to be organized?
Then they make you take that online application,it's disgusting: "If your friend is stealing small office supplies would you report him" there's never an answer like "G. Depends if he's working for a multi-billion dollar company then no I think they can take the hit"
And applying online is a scam I put up an ad on one of those classified advertising websites, I spent three hours trying to get to a location that offered me an "interview" I ended up in a room with a bunch of fresh off the plane immigrants being led in a presentation by a single Filipino who's asking me for $150 dollars in order to take some course I told him "to go puck himself"
The entire interview process is a scam to by the time you hand in your resume it's decided whether your gonna get the job or not especially since every perfect interview answer is pre-recorded and if you don't believe me google "Interview questions and best answers" and see how many sites pop up that don't have porn on em, here's a hint: there's a shitload of them and they all say the exact same shit, the interview is the professional equivalent to a first date in that you lie so many fucking times by the end of it you don't even know who the hell you are anymore "yea I like dogs" FUCK YOU NO YOU DON'T
We're Getting All Lewis Carroll Up In This Bitch,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
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