Beelzebub

Yea that's about as big of a picture as your getting...

First I'd like to say did anybody watch Eddie Murphy's "Raw" Stand Up Comedy Show...if you didn't open a new tab right now and watch that....no no don't close this tab...or fine fucking close it as long as you come back later it'll just be another view for me anyways, but this show made me laugh to tears that man is funny as hell and if you need a good laugh watch that because you know you ain't getting it over here, but let's get on with the review:

So I got through 10 minutes and 16 seconds before I decided to turn this one off, it's about  a delinquent junior high student with a baby...except that baby happens to be the second in command in Hell, apparently Beelzebub can essentially do the same attack as Pikachu from the first few episodes of Pokemon, I think the idea was to make a gag anime and maybe it works for some people but personally I need some tentacles in my comedy....did I say tentacles...I meant...intellegence....yes intellegence >_<


Now if you had the second command of Hell in the palm of your hands wouldn't you give him clothes? Apparently the main character doesn't think it to be a good idea cause for the ten minutes I did watch it that baby was butt naked with his abnormally large baby penis all hanging out...I personally think this penis can and will become a plot device in later episodes, and another thing does that baby look a bit like Joey Wheeler from Yugioh to anybody else?

Navigator of Gundam Spaceship: Captain, it appears theres a penis heading towards us
Captain: OH MY WORD NOOOO
*Kaboom*

In the end ladies and gentlemen this is one anime you have to watch while your doing some serious....no no marijuana's not powerful enough...crack...no...morphine...getting closer... I got it! You have to be doing some serious viagra in order to watch this anime. Why you ask? Cause it'll drain enough blood from your head so you won't know your watching absolute shit, finally some direct proof besides "Duel Masters" that they'll publish anything nowadays


Oh My Love And,
Asaya HelwaEhwee