The Social Network and Anonymous

Unfortunately Those Enemies Happen To Be Armed -_-

So I was looking up the Sony VS Anon War up today and I'll be commenting on it later, but it got me thinking about social stuff and since there is no creation of 4chan movie (which I'm sure would be entertaining beyond belief) I decided to watch that damn facebook movie people can't shut up about:

Alright I'm not gonna do this throughout the whole movie but the movie starts out with a dialogue between two very fast speaking individuals talking about the SAT now being a Canadian I never had to take the SAT so I also don't know what this "Final Club" is why is it so important to get into and do they have cookies? Cause if they fucking don't I heard from a pretty reliable source that the Dark Side does I don't give a fuck I'll go there (I would also like to mention that "Thirsty Scholar Pub" is a truly awesome name and I will be giving it to my first born son)

OH SNAP HE GOT STABBED IN THE STOMACH OH SHIT HOW IS FACEBOOK EVER GOING TO BE CREAT- no I'm just kidding it's gotten off to a really boring start

Ah now the facebook invite spam just started I remember my first invite to facebook it was from a girl I liked and it said "Emma wants to be friends..." I was like "...YAATTA " looking back over the years the only time I talked to her on it was to drunkenly tell her off, and the only time it came in handy was when I saw the picture of the child she had with some guy that was the size of the bear so I retract my yaatta

Alright another side note (this movie isn't exactly Deathnote guys give me a break XD) but it took 53 minutes for the first black guy to appear in this movie...that has to be considered at least a little racist, can we get that guy that wrote an essay about how Jinx from Pokemon is racist to write an essay about this?

Alright it's finally done, now with a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes, and 4 Best Picture Awards from everybody and their mother's, I have a good feeling that I probably don't know what I'm talking about but in my honest opinion this movie sucked, the only emotion produced in this film is about just as superficial as facebook itself, and the film has such a monotone feel that it's just a giant invitation for stupid ass comments like "I liked the part where he created facebook..." while it is a remotely interesting story I have to go with the opinion that once again they chose the wrong media, instead of a movie this would have been way better as an autobiographical book because if I had to sum up "The Social Network" it would look like this:

Creator of Facebook: I'm going to create facebook!

Random Rich Twins: YOU STOLE OUR IDEA

Useless Ass Business Partner: YOU SCREWED ME OUT OF ALL THE NOT WORKING I DID

Whoever The Fuck Justin Timberlake Was Playing: A million dollar's isn't cool...you know whats cool...a billion dollars

And that's the entire fucking movie spread across two hours that I will never get back

But I digress the reason why I wanted to do this post combined with the Anon post is to make a point:

Now for those of you who don't know Anon and Sony have been at each others throats ever since sony sued somebody named Geohotz (forgot his real name -_-) for giving instructions on how to add Linux to PS3, which is apparently something the PS3 originally advertised it could do and then took out the feature in later firmwares, so Anon retaliated by hacking into PSN, which resulted in Sony taking down all of PSN to up their security, leaving a lot of angry people with no Call of Duty

Anon's getting a lot of hate for it but you know what I say good for you Anon standing up to big corporations like this is exactly what we need (now I obviously am not a part of Anon myself so I'm more or less unbiased) but before you send me hate mail listen to my point of view:

Anon is standing up for what they believe is right, they aren't gonna let themselves get pushed around by Sony like the rest of us do, we have certain Rights and we deserve them and if we keep letting these corps get away with this bullshittery we'll have nothing left (okay maybe that's an exaggeration but we'll have very little left)

Now my big connecting the dots with facebook, the Egyptian Revolution that happened recently (if you don't know about it get out from under your rock and read a newspaper once in awhile) was called the Facebook Revolution, something as seemingly superficial and useless as facebook was used for something good that changed the fate of an entire country, this proves technology can be a good thing and we'll prove to be instrumental in the fights ahead for our Rights, cause let's face it we're getting fucked left, right and centre, here's an example about it is the HST that came to Canada just this past year everyone fucking hates it but nobodies doing anything about it, and that's just one out of the many things we've stood idly by on, what Anon is doing is of so much importance even though some of the things their fighting against are a little petty in my opinion (in comparison with everything else) their getting legal action taken against them, and most importantly their winning (not like Charlie Sheen winning, I mean nobody can touch em) this will set an important precedent for when either Anon or another group of similar nature decides to tackle the issues with the environment, that so far no one has been able to deal with because these huge corporations are stopping us, I believe Anon's form of protesting will become greatly important in the global revolution that will come about, thank you Anonymous for the help and all you people complaining about PSN being taken down for like a week: int he words of Adam Sandler from the movie Grown Ups "GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY LIKE NORMAL KIDS"

(sorry this post is a little on the serious side if you want my usual meaningless drivel you can go to my "Job Hunting Rant" post I've gotten a lot of views on it, and as always we're coming back with the funny in the next blog post ^_^)

Mahjong!,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Job Hunting Rant (Review On Life)

Now I've been looking for a job to pay for a trip to China with my Dojo (did I mention that already? aww well donations are appreciated) so I've been going through the process and it's fucking infuriating, I had an interview with Mcdonalds the other day and they go:

Interviewer: How do you keep the quality of your work maintained and organized?
Asaya:....I thought I was flipping burgers what the fuck needs to be organized?

Then they make you take that online application,it's disgusting: "If your friend is stealing small office supplies would you report him" there's never an answer like "G. Depends if he's working for a multi-billion dollar company then no I think they can take the hit"

And applying online is a scam I put up an ad on one of those classified advertising websites, I spent three hours trying to get to a location that offered me an "interview" I ended up in a room with a bunch of fresh off the plane immigrants being led in a presentation by a single Filipino who's asking me for $150 dollars in order to take some course I told him "to go puck himself"

The entire interview process is a scam to by the time you hand in your resume it's decided whether your gonna get the job or not especially since every perfect interview answer is pre-recorded and if you don't believe me google "Interview questions and best answers" and see how many sites pop up that don't have porn on em, here's a hint: there's a shitload of them and they all say the exact same shit, the interview is the professional equivalent to a first date in that you lie so many fucking times by the end of it you don't even know who the hell you are anymore "yea I like dogs" FUCK YOU NO YOU DON'T

We're Getting All Lewis Carroll Up In This Bitch,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Beelzebub

Yea that's about as big of a picture as your getting...

First I'd like to say did anybody watch Eddie Murphy's "Raw" Stand Up Comedy Show...if you didn't open a new tab right now and watch that....no no don't close this tab...or fine fucking close it as long as you come back later it'll just be another view for me anyways, but this show made me laugh to tears that man is funny as hell and if you need a good laugh watch that because you know you ain't getting it over here, but let's get on with the review:

So I got through 10 minutes and 16 seconds before I decided to turn this one off, it's about  a delinquent junior high student with a baby...except that baby happens to be the second in command in Hell, apparently Beelzebub can essentially do the same attack as Pikachu from the first few episodes of Pokemon, I think the idea was to make a gag anime and maybe it works for some people but personally I need some tentacles in my comedy....did I say tentacles...I meant...intellegence....yes intellegence >_<


Now if you had the second command of Hell in the palm of your hands wouldn't you give him clothes? Apparently the main character doesn't think it to be a good idea cause for the ten minutes I did watch it that baby was butt naked with his abnormally large baby penis all hanging out...I personally think this penis can and will become a plot device in later episodes, and another thing does that baby look a bit like Joey Wheeler from Yugioh to anybody else?

Navigator of Gundam Spaceship: Captain, it appears theres a penis heading towards us
Captain: OH MY WORD NOOOO
*Kaboom*

In the end ladies and gentlemen this is one anime you have to watch while your doing some serious....no no marijuana's not powerful enough...crack...no...morphine...getting closer... I got it! You have to be doing some serious viagra in order to watch this anime. Why you ask? Cause it'll drain enough blood from your head so you won't know your watching absolute shit, finally some direct proof besides "Duel Masters" that they'll publish anything nowadays


Oh My Love And,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

A Little Bit of Disclosure (Review On Life)

Guys it's come to my attention that I've never been totally and completely open with you...so I decided to give it a shot (Warning: The Following Blog Post Contains Enough Cliches To Make Even Your Grandmother Go: "Motherfuck thats a lot of cliches")

You see recently I lost my best friend, I didn't bring it up earlier because nothing was confirmed (and things still aren't confirmed but I extrapolated some data and came to a conclusion o_o) ah I'm not gonna go into what our argument was about (cause in summary it actually sounds pretty stupid XD) but I'll tell you it was more of gradual degradation then a blow out, which leads me to my first cliche

Cliche You Hate But You Know It's True #1: Some People Are In Our Lives For A Reason, A Season, Or A Life Time. Usually when a degradation happens that just means this person wasn't ever meant to be in your life forever, let's be honest both of you were getting sick of each other by this time, I mean every now and again you could barely be around the other person, the friendship became more of a chore than anything else?, That's a clue to get the fuck out of there.

Cliche You Hate But You Know It's True #2: Don't Chase After The People You've Lost, It's A Waste Of Both Your Time and Their's, If Your Losing This Person That Means It's Time For You To Rise To The Next Level. That's right your evolving)...just like in Pokemon, no no don't push that B Button, no goods gonna come from that just let yourself rise to that higher state like your supposed to nobody wants to be a Pikachu forever (especially after 10 seasons ASH -_-) this relates back to that reason or a season thing, maybe this person was just there to get you through a tough time, or teach you a couple of lessons, now that that's done with let's move on to find new lessons because "I want to be the very best...like no one ever was DUNDUNDUN to catch them is my real test to train them is my cauuussee POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALL (It's You And Me) SOMETHING SOMETHING DESTINY POKEMON"

Cliche You Hate But You Know It's True #3: Don't Cry Because It's Over, Smile Because It Happened. So it's over...does that mean this whole relationship was a waste of time NAAAH you had some good//great time right? Right? Think about that instead of how much you'll miss the person, put it into a chapter of your life that's now complete (fuck that should have been a cliche on it's own)

Cliche You Hate But You Know It's True #4: There Are Plenty Of Fish In The Sea. You think this mofo is the only person the face of the planet that'll like you, wake up and smell the 6.1 Billion other people on Earth if you keep your chin up, take off that stink of desperation, and just keep smiling (and by keep smiling I mean NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS DURING A CONVERSATION JUST KEEP SMILING) you'll find a plethora of new friends to hang out with (I can haz bonus points for big word usage?)

Cliche You Hate But You Know It's True #5: Don't Worry About A Thing, Cause Every Little Thing, Is Gonna Be Alright. Oh Bob Marley you wise, high as fuck, wise man it's true think back to an awful time in your life WAIT WAIT don't flashback now I'm not done talking, think how you felt at that time, something like you'll never get through this?, a hopelessness that could never be filled?, like you'd never laugh again? Well guess what you did get through it, hope was found, and you did laugh again (For Hormone Enriched 13 Year Olds reading this don't worry you will -_-) same things gonna happen this time and you'll come out better and stronger for it

Ah that's about it for this post, I wrote this for two reasons: 1. I did genuinely feel bothered by this and needed to write some of this down just to clear my head and feel better (mission accomplished), and 2. These cliches did help me no matter how lame they are, and I figured maybe they could help another person out going through something similar (hopefully mission accomplished)


I'm Losing My Finger-Licking Mind,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again Asaya Version (AKA Review On Life Part 2) AND MADOKA!!!!

(For those of you wondering the title came from an essay by David Foster Wallace....minus the part about Madoka -_-)

Last night I was invited to my friends uni in a city 2 hours a way to play Mahjong...now I love me some Mahjong so I accepted and went down their only to find out it was a drinking version of Mahjong....they just made up....I'm like alright...turns out I'm not so good at Mahjong I only won once and ended up losing countless other times thus resulting in me taking around 11 shots of hard liquor...we then decided to play a card game called Kings (I think it was called that at least -_-) I didn't really lose in that one but this then resulted in me thinking it would be okay to drink an entire bottle of Jager Miester -_-, needless to say I was pretty out of it and once again I found myself questioning society why is getting drunk considered fun (now I do drink and have gotten a little drunk before but not to this extent)...I mean for like the first hour it felt great I was laughing and having a good time because it was a new feeling, after that second hour hits the novelty wears off and you just kind of want to get back to your normal self that isn't giggling like an idiot and then time starts to move slow...as fuck, my friends went to sleep but since I had an energy drink with this alcohol (now I must say quite hypocritically that mixing alcohol and energy drinks is pretty dangerous practice and should be left to the professional morons like me to handle it) I couldn't fall asleep so I started practicing walking in a straight line...you know...just in case....for what felt like an hour, I look at the clock 5 minutes have passed....THIS WENT ON FOR ANOTHER 3 HOURS I finally managed to fall asleep at 7 AM....SEVEN A FUCKING M....only to be awoken at 10 in the morning by the owner of the dorms mother, who was yelling something in Mandarin which I assume translated into "who the fuck is this hobo lying in your couch...and how did he get into such an awkward position" so I get up...only to realize I'm still drunk off my ass, the rest of the day consisted of me going back and forth between drunk and hungover, for the next 12 hours my entire thought processes we're concentrated on maintaining a comfortable homeostasis, your just concentrated on pissing at the right time, drinking enough water but not to much water, what to eat that will fill you up without triggering the gag reflex. You know the worst part...I'm still kind of hungover, like yea I had a good night it was pretty fun...but fuck it if I'm ever playing Mahjong again for shots

Now for the big news we've all been waiting for....MADOKA 11 AND 12 ARE OUUUT:

Episode 11 (of course as always these will contain spoilers):

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My God there is a lot of talking in this episode we are half way done and no one's shut up long enough to actually develop some plot their just complaining about the same bullshit from before "my best friend died T_T" "I'm a magical girl destined to destroy everything T_T" "I still don't have tits T_T"

Alright they've now requested an evacuation of the city...whether this is for the tsunami or the Whaleprjegeouh Night I have no idea

So Hormura is fighting the Night creature witch just turned out to be an upside down weird jack in the box creature...kind of cool if I must say

Madoka finds out Homura ain't doing so well, attempts to go outside, gets slapped by her own mother OH SNAP, Madoka convinces her own mother into somehow letting her go out into a mysterious an ominous position which she knows nothing about...can someone call child services, Madoka's mother loving pushes her daughter down the stairs...as a form of endearment? Wtf....

So Homura is just about to lose and turn into a witch herself (wait if she turns into a witch she should use her new powers beat the Night thing wouldn't that be a more productive use of your time then causing people to commit suicide), Madoka saves her and responds with "Homura...I'm sorry ^_^" FUCK YOU MADOKA FUCK YOU NO ONE WANTS YOU TO BECOME A WITCH EXCEPT THAT FUCKING CAT GREAT JOB NOW YOUR FATED TO BECOME A BIGGER WITCH THEN THIS GUY AND YOUR GONNA KILL US ALL FUCK YOU

Thankfully that episode is done now...fuck that took a month to make? How much marijuana was at the office "*inhales smoke* alright boss listen for our second last episode we should do...mournful talking between all the characters about events that happened 6 episodes ago"

EPISODE TWELVE:

AND MADOKA MAKES HER PUELLA MAGICA WISH TO ERASE EVERY WITCH BEFORE THEIR BORN....didn't I tell you that was gonna be the ending -_-

FUCK A FLASH BACK, hey look Mami's in it ^_^

OHHH AND SHE PWNS NIGHT ASS BY TURNING HER BACK INTO A LITTLE GIRL, POPPING UP DIRECTLY BESIDE HER AND REMOVING HER GRIEF SEED.....SHE IS NOW.....MEW FROM POKEMON O_O

SHE DOES THIS FOR EVERY WITCH AROUND THE WORLD EVER!

SHE HAS NOW BECOME A BEING IN HER OWN SPACE, SHE CALLS HOMURA HER BEST FRIEND FINALLY? THAT'S RIGHT HOMURA "DON'T STOP BELIEVING, HOLD ON TO THAT CRAZY FEELING, STREET LIGHTS PEOPLE OHHHHH"

SO NOW THEIR IN AN ALTERNATE TIME LINE WHERE MADOKA DOESN'T EXIST AND INSTEAD OF MAGI TURNING INTO WITCHES THEY JUST DISAPPEAR AT RANDOM

IT'S FINALLY DONE WITH THE CONCLUSION OF HOMURA'S DEATH

In the end I'm still disappoint at no point was I outraged, it didn't make me feel sad, happy, mad, or horny, and really what's the point in story telling if you can't do all that? I am unable to see the hullabaloo about this series


I Couldn't Find Outside >_<,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Serial Experiment Lain

Looks Pretty Cool Huh? -_-

Well...it's April 19, 2011...and we're still waiting on episode 11 of Madoka....WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SUSPENSEFUL THIS IS, last time I heard they we're on a bit of a time crunch so they decided to do the episodes at a slower pace to make the quality better and they decided to air it in mid-April...it's 4 fucking days after mid-April the series has been abandoned well never know what happens to that squeaky voiced mother fucker: Madoka... I fucking hate this series...so let's move on to a series which is pretty much the same concept except slightly different and made in 1998 Serial Experiment Lain now I just heard about this and apparently it's supposed to be all philosophical and stuff, 13 episodes and most importantly...its fucking complete here we go with episode 1:

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*16 minutes into it*

Okay I can't fucking take it anymore I get it I do...it's kinda like interpretative dance...in that I don't give a fuck about either, this anime is chalked full of cynical symbolism which you will understand immediately if you've ever been a cynic before...and chances are you've thought about these symbols before and have thought to yourself "man...I should put this in an anime" but this is living proof that it won't work like you think it will:

There are entire moments of silence, and other entire scenes of droning noise particularly from the telephone cable things all over the city, and for a moment I thought it was actually cool and a good idea...until I got 5 minutes into it when it just became annoying, you begin to realize that these symbols you've thought of belong in a poem, or maybe a short film...I don't know maybe I haven't given it much of a chance but at least Madoka had some action in between symbols so I could get excited about it, all thats happened in the 15 minutes I've watched is she started emailing a girl that committed suicide in opening sequence...and if horror movies have taught us anything it's don't email the dead cause shit goes down, and I'm willing to bet that the dead girl abandoned her body in order to live in the internet or something along those lines

According to wiki this is supposed to symbolize how Japan is taking America's dislikable culture after WWII, I guess thats why the computer imagery is so popular in this series? Ohhh if only this guy made this series after facebook came out -_-, honestly it's just kinda like Summer Wars except Summer Wars was an awesome movie that celebrated the advent of technology (and cautioned us on the reliance of it as well) while being family friendly, funny, action packed, and awesome all at the same time

I just read the description of all the episodes on wiki...it does not seem to get any better but hey what do I know apparently this series got super great reviews from everybody else, but to me it just feels like a philosophical anime that tried to hard

Present day present time,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Zodiac (2007)

Now Doesn't This Look Like An Asian Horror Movie Poster?

Alright so let me start out this post by saying that watching this movie is an all day excursion, at 2 hours and 45 minutes long your going to want to take water breaks, bathroom breaks, nap breaks, social commentary breaks, and in general your going to want to get on with your fucking life

Now don't get me wrong it was pretty interesting and the facts remained true to the actual case of the Zodiac killer as far as I could tell (update on this looking at some other site apparently the movie was about 35% accurate....well ain't that a piss off) but I would have just appreciated the Sparknotes version: "that mother fucker did it" boom end of movie I can study for my exams now

It's kind of like a real world version of Deathnote in the way that at the end you feel a sense of justice and a bigger sense of injustice (and SPOILER the main suspect died of heart attack, Kira strikes again!)

By the end of the movie you can't decide whether the Zodiac is really smart or really stupid, I mean to put this much circumstantial evidence upon himself calling the police and shit has to be irrevocably moronic, but at the same time they never caught the guy so I guess thats smart enough I mean as a serial killer isn't that the most you can ask for...oh wait in one of the letters the Zodiac was asking for a movie about him....I guess thats a lot more to ask for than not being caught...but we'd never give him a movie because we wouldn't want to set a dangerous precedent for other deranged possible murderers seeking attention...oh wait...well we'd certainly not make three movies about him....oh wait -_-

Ultimately this movie eventually stopped being about the Zodiac killer and started being about a man...struggling to find the Zodiac killer...no no not the police or L...a fucking cartoonist...who SPOILERS destroys his marriage looking for the guy....END OF SPOILERS no one asked him to look for Zodiac...in fact many people discouraged him....including SPOILERS the Zodiac himself who called his house to breathe heavily into the phone and then hang up END OF SPOILERS but this guy apparently love puzzles so much that he's willing to let it destroy his entire life, now don't get me wrong back when I was in grade 8 I wanted to be a detective (then I realized I hate hearing bad news -_-) so I did some research on the Zodiac Killer by myself (this would be 2005/2006 before the movie came out) and it does consume you like a very good game of Sudoku except nobody ever died or ruined a marriage playing Sudoku....that we know of...

At the end of it all like a puzzle with a missing piece your left with more questions then answers such as "who the fuck stole that last piece?", "Jimmy did you eat that last piece?" and "I'M GOING TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU JIMMY"

Fucking Libraries,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

A More Serious Random Thoughts (AKA skip over)

Now guys I wanted to write a post on a topic thats been on my mind lately it's a bit more serious so feel free to not read this one I promise in the next post or two we'll get back to our meaningless drivel about how Madoka episode 11 still hasn't come out yet...FUCK but for now let me explore this

Love...(awww)....I was thinking and I think that in order for you to love a person that person needs to be at one time or another completely vulnerable to you, obviously not all the time but their needs to be that moment where a person can just be absolutely frightened and your there to comfort them, now normally you'd think that this would make the vulnerable person love the comforter but no it's rather the other way around, take a newborn baby for instance the parents fall in love with this tiny little baby instantaneously (wow that's a hard word to spell) of course this is partly due to the fact that this is your own flesh and blood but could it have something to do with the child being totally dependant on you as well? What's the reason for that then? Is it a feeling of empowerment? Is it a secret want of ours to be needed? Or is it the part of us that isn't corrupt, finally having some real compassion for another creature and since they got us in touch with this uncorrupt self that was always hidden we always love them for it? Now I know what your thinking "Asaya why are you thinking such thoughts? Is it possible that you've finally found someone to share your life with O_O" and the answer is no (unless you count my cat...is that sad?) I watched How to Train Your Dragon today and saw how Hiccup fell in love with Toothless after he saw him scared and it got me thinking...yes that's what I pulled out of a children's movie ain't I philosophical, anyways the movie was awesome I recommend you watch it with your families

Yattaaa! I Broke The Spacetime Continuum,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

A Little About Me

ALRIGHT....we've hit blog bottom people I have stolen a facebook quiz and have decided to fill it out in hopes that you guys will be able to connect with me on a more human level....but mainly cause I'm really bored

If you were caught cheating, would you fess up?

If I was caught cheating I would stick with it to the bitter end

Me: "No honey it wasn't me"

GF: "Your still in bed with her!!!"

Me: "...No honey it wasn't me"

The last time you felt honestly broken?

I broke my wrist awhile back but didn't get it diagnosed does that count? see how much I care for this blog I wrote through all the pain...but mainly cause I'm really bored

Are you craving something?

Surprisingly no...I have this really cute cosplay picture of a Misty...does that count as a craving?

See I ain't trolling no more...well kinda

If you could have one thing right now what would it be?

A job...I need 5000 dollars for a trip to China I'm taking next year (I guess I could just ask for the 5000 dollars then?) donations are appreciated -_-

Would you rather have ten kids, or none?

10 kids since I could just train them to be my own tiny army

What do you hear right now?

It's like 12 AM right now and strangely enough I hear a sound like drawers opening and closing and people walking, I don't exactly know what the hell my family is plotting but if this is my last blog post thank you all for the support I love and cherish you all (well kinda)

Is your bed against more than one of your walls?

Yes I need a wall to lean on...I don't know why...I just do

What’s on your mind right now?

Mastur-I mean I want to sleep so bad right now

Are you there for your friends?

Man I'm there for my friends, my enemies, even people I hardly know...I'm going for my canonization this year apparently

Last person to see you cry?

Neil Patrick Harris....does that work as a punch line?

What do you do when you get nervous?

Strange thing actually....I get really gassy so I end up spending all my time trying to figure out how to not rip one in front of my friends, my enemies, and people I hardly know which makes me forget about the first thing I was nervous about which gets me through the event a lot quicker...with a considerable amount of pain and struggle

Be honest, do you like people in general?

People? Yea I guess so like we could always do better as the human race, you know get on that whole Global Warming thing before we all, you know DIE, but I enjoy meeting new people and getting to know them as long as their not totally boring I think its a good experience

How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?

Urg tough question, I'm not sure maybe when I'm 30

Does anyone completely understand you?

Naaaah B once you get one half of me (after 4 years of intense studying, observing and all together fucking around with) you realize theres a WHOLE DIFFERENT HALF BUT THIS HALF IS 1000x MORE DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND CAUSE IT THINKS PHILOSOPHICALLY AND SAYS MYSTERIOUS THINGS LIKE "Is the glass half empty, or half full...oh wait it's a glass it can be neither..." WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN O_O

Do you have a reason to smile right now?

Yes I believe as a person that's healthy, has a lot going for them, has a family that loves them I'm quite fortunate and should be smiling always...and if I'm not smiling then I'm a greedy bastard O_O

Has anyone told you they don’t ever wanna lose you?

Contrary to popular belief yes I've gotten that quite a few times...until they realize THERES A WHOLE DIFFERENT HALF BUT THIS HALF IS 1000x....read above for rest of sentence

Would you be happier if life had a rewind button?

Hmm I don't think so cause then it'd be like *spoiler alert* Madoka where you just keep trying to avoid some terrible event by going back in time and eventually you've passed your whole life doing the same shit over and over again...it's like being an accountant or something

Do you tell your mum or dad everything?

My dad knows almost everything...he might not be getting real time updates but eventually I tell him when I'm ready, my mom usually hears it from my dad

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend or girlfriend smokes?

Yea it does sorry Chimney Mcgee I ain't smelling burning for the rest of my life

Are you going to get hurt anytime soon by someone?

That ship has sailed unfortunately, now the better question to ask is "Are you going to hurt someone soon" the answer depending on my mood and what's in arms reach

This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

I actually haven't liked anyone since grade 10 and even then it wasn't because of her personality...it was because of her tits....I mean beauty... I guess I have a long standing crush on that Misty girl and Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Her initials spell MEW HOW AWESOME IS THAT)

Do you think more about the past, present, or future?

I am a man that can concentrate on three things at the same time...this causes me to blend the past, present and future into one big globular being...this has led to some questionable actions, and several court hearings but I appreciate the ability none the less

How many hours of sleep do you get a night?

I can only sleep 6 hours at a time now...I don't know why O_O

Are you easy to get along with?

I like to think so....at least for the first little while until the sarcasm kicks in

Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?

What a strange question...no I like her...there was one incident where she held a knife up to me (seriously...funny story actually she got it from her friend who kept it in a popeye's candy box) but that didn't weaken our friendship it only strengthened it ^_^

What was the last drink that you put in your mouth?

French Vanilla from Tim Hortons...cause I'm a manly man

What size bed do you have?

I think it's queen sized I don't know...

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? 

When I get in...what kind of bastard starts the water before he gets in just turn the shower head away from you if its to cold like a regular person

Do you like the rain?

Yes I like all sorts of weather...unless it happens for more then a weak straight...which happens a lot more in Canada then you think

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Yes I do (yea I'm conceited but whatever...) whether its hate thinking or loving thinking I don't know but I know someone is

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do?

Ohhh yes I once said I'd never start a blog...and we all know how that story turned out -_-

Would people refer to you as a goodie goodie, bad news, or neither?

Depends on who you speak to like next to Gandhi I look like bad news but next to Pope Benedict I look like a goodie goodie XD

Who were you last in the car with, besides family?

An orange belt from my Dojo giving me a ride back home thanks bud it's much appreciated 

What’s the last movie you saw in theaters and with who?

As this blog knows it's Sucker Punch and I watched it with a Filipino...as all half decent movies are watched with

Have you ever kissed someone who had a boyfriend/ girlfriend?

Nope....but not for lack of trying XD

Have you ever been hurt by someone you never thought would hurt you?

Ah yes there was one particular sparring match...for being a little guy he was scrappy as fuck

Your parents are out of town. Would you throw a massive party?

No I don't like it when my house is that crowded I'd rather go out somewhere

Do you regret a past relationship?

No I believe that everyone is in your life for a reason, a season, or a life time so every relationship is therefore useful...

Would you rather spend a Friday night at a concert or a crazy party?

Party I don't like concerts I don't see the attraction...

Do you tend to fall for the same type of person over and over?

No my type spans damn near all women...except fatties

Have you made a joke about somebody that made them cry?

Well I didn't see anybody cry in front of me but one girl did pull a knife on me (see above)

Do you care too much about your appearance?

No not really currently I'm unshaven, looking half drunk, hair not even close to being worked on....and I think I still look fine

Are you a jealous person?

No I don't think so at least...

Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

Nope I shop for clothes once a year in summer when all the hobos are better dressed then myself so I try to out do them...is that weird?

Do you miss anyone?

I often miss my entire graduating class in high school they we're awesome

Last person who made you cry?

It's rare for me to cry because of a person I usually cry because of a pressing situation...like half the payment for China (see above) is due in May, and I still don't have a job, and I'm not doing so well in school, and the media students keep askign me to do interviews I SAID NO COMMENT T____T

Does your ex piss you off?

Uhh this might be a surprise to some of the ladies but I've never had a girlfriend (w00t I get to put the I Fail With Women tag on this post) but girls that I've come close to dating don't really bother me

What are you doing tomorrow?

What day is it tomorrow? Wednesday....only! we'll I'm gonna go to school and then go home and "study" for exams since it's one of the three days that I don't have Martial Arts class

Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/ girlfriend every week?

XD no no I'm much to picky for that

Is there anyone you want to come see you?

Yea I want an employer to come see me....

Have you ever been cheated on?

Nope *play Bakuman op theme song here* YOUR LOVE

Ever given your all to someone who walked away?

No I'm usually the one that walks away...is that weird?

Do you like cotton candy?

YEAAAAA BOOOOOIIII

Who was the last person you had a serious conversation with?

That Filipino from the movie (see above)

Are you planning to get knocked up or knock someone up by age 17?

Wait what? No mother fucker this ain't Teen Mom if your planning for it your a stupid bastard at least let it be an accident man

Do you have siblings?

Yes one younger sister

Have you ever fallen asleep on someone?

Not to my knowledge...I saw one guy sleep standing up though I thought that was pretty cool

How has the past week been for you?

It's been pretty shit (see above LAWLZ)...and it's only been two days in -_-

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

Not seriously talk with (well I don't have anyone of the same sex that I can seriously talk with now -_-) but I can have conversations with them

What’s on your mind right now?

HOW AWESOME IS THE OPENINGS AND ENDINGS TO BAKUMAN "KANA SOMETHING SOMETHING WIIINDING ROAD"

What were you doing at midnight last night?

This post -_- (oh yea if you guys didn't figure it out I went to sleep and now it's 9:00 AM at school)

What is your current mood?

I'm currently quite content

Who was the first person you talked to today?

My dad who woke me up

Will this week be a good one?

Nooo this week will be annoying...and we're only two days in -_-

Anything happen to you within the past month that made you really happy?

Yea I got my black belt and my new katana it's been a pretty good month besides this week

Who were you with yesterday?

No one in particular it was a Monday so I was with my beautiful sandwich from Mr.Sub....ohhh Seafood with Crab, with green peppers, and hot peppers, and honey mustard sauce how I love thee

Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

No I usually end a conversation before I fall unconscious "btw I have something so important to tell you it's zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Next time you will kiss someone?

Man my next kiss will be like my next paycheck it'll come when I least expect it

Who should start the kiss, the girl or the boy?

The girl because that's what all the cute animes do, if the guy starts the kiss it can end....badly

Do you have any plans for the weekend?

Ah I'm helping at a kyu belt grading, and I'm going to study for exams thats about it for now (once again donations are much appreciated)


We'll that was a very nice...and long quiz...in which I revealed little to no information about myself...your welcome

You Guys Are Gonna Want To Get In On This Gouda,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu (and Sucker Punch)

So from just reading the description its about these kids that take a test which segregates them into different classes, the A class having super comfy chairs, and the F class not having chairs at all (I assume) then the F class apparently figures out how to use witchcraft to summon creatures? and so they attempt to uprise against the A class, since this is a comedy I only have two words to say.....oh yes...being 13 episodes this should give me just enough time to not study for my exams, I assume this is going to be a satirical view on the evils of the caste system in India....lawlz jk...

Episode 1:

"You know after everything you showed me last year I had my suspicions you were an idiot" -quote of the year

I would like to make note of the opening song...MY GOODNESS THATS CATCHY O_O, it's like they played Teenage Dream by Katy Perry again

Hmm this anime is 5 minutes in and has already made me laugh...APPROVED O_O

YES HE MENTIONED THE CASTE SYSTEM I WIN

It get's pretty trippy when the battles happen and it seems I've misunderstood everyone has summons so its more like pokemon battles with grades

The ending them is pretty catchy to

In the end I'm going to enjoy watching this series

Oh Rocket...you were truly the best character in the movie

Hmmm this has made for a pretty crappy blog...as per usual...am I a bad blogger...I'm so sorry guys T__________T

HOWEVER

Lucky for you bastards I just watched Sucker Punch and I have a fuck load to say about it

So to explain this it's kind of like a live action of the absolute most stereotypical animes ever to exist between the school girl outfit, katanas, guns, and enough panty shots for a man to die from bleeding of the nostrils, your like yup I definitely walked into the XXX store BESIDE the movie theatre, the only thing missing was the lack of nipples...like I'm not saying to get full frontal nudity into this mofo (although it would be appreciated now a days) I'm just saying get a slip in here and their, or let the scene be cold (if ya get what I mean) or something

Regardless though it was an interesting experience, playing on the theme that you already are equipped with what you need to solve your own problems, it took artistic to a whole new level that I suspect won't be appreciated for quite a while...or ever...I personally thought it was well done with a lot of risks taken and should be appreciated as such because hey...I'm sure Alice In Wonderland wasn't all popular back in the 1800's either...or at least not everybody got it

The other theme is "art is a necessary part of the human spirit and can and will SAVE YOUR LIFE"...this being taken to the most practical level...when you watch the movie you'll understand what I mean

This has a little bit of soul, a little bit of ecchi, a little bit of philosophy, and a lot of action to please all audiences

so in the end it's...alright like 6/10...I'd watch it again =D

What Is That Mother Fucking Chicken Doing Crossing The Mother Fucking Road,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Utawarerumono....Damn that's a long name

Sooo this anime was recommended to me by my best friend, so I decided to give it a whirl, mainly because Bakuman season 1 is done...and Infinite Stratos is done...and I'm almost up to date with How I Met Your Mother T_T...and Madoka is...not done........-_- I don't know whats going on with this anime I've heard a couple of rumours that it was suspended, anyone know if that's true? Seriously was episode 10 that depressing that they couldn't wait two more episodes for THE FUCKING SERIES TO END O_O

So this anime looks pretty weird I think this guy was being burnt alive or something and then this doctor helped him...but he can't take this mask off his face...so is he destined to be a Gundam villain? And...

Oh wait fuck that shit BOXXY MADE A NEW VIDEO O__________O: So anyone thats been keeping up knows that Boxxy (Catie) has gone under a new account name ANewHopeee and has made a video without the use of a persona (no not that kind of persona -_-) to explain whats happened in the past few...years? We didn't hear from her for another couple of months but now she's finally made a new video under the persona Schveta, the story goes that she hacked her account and decided to make this new video to talk shit about Boxxy cause she had a class with her, in general the video is quite long and dull, but don't get me wrong I love me some Boxxy, I think (I hopeee T_T) this is all part of an elaborate scheme to start a war between Schveta and Boxxy which will make entertaining videos to watch...unfortunately for Catie this video was not well received by fans.

Alright guys I can't get through this it's simply weird it looks like a battle manga without any comedy or ecchi...and Asaya needs his comedy and ecchi O_O, it's been three days I'm leaving it to other people.

Genjitsu To Iu Na no Kaibutsu to Tatakau Monotachi,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

How I Met Your Mother (and Limitless)

Damn I haven't had a picture in this blog in forever huh...hope you guys liked words @_@ anyways, today (aka the three or four days I'm going to spend doing this post) I'm gonna review a series that doesn't get enough attention...How I Met YO MAMA....I mean Your Mother (yes that joke was lame...) and I actually have something good to say about this series:

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Okay guys I'm gonna level with you I tried to write the post about this but I kept getting distracted by more How I Met Your Mother episodes in the end its super awesome and watchable, and Marshal and Lily are freakin adorable....FREAKIN ADORABLE...do you really need anything else? anyways I watched Limitless just now so heres the review on that:

So think of this as the poor man's Deathnote, the guys a failed writer (ohhh that hits close to home T_T) and he takes a pill that makes him a genius and he gets rich over night, people don't like that so they try to get rid of him, Robert De Niro wants to get rid of him (so naturally he's already dead), people know about the pill so they try to get rid of him, and the pill has horrible horrible side effects if you stop taking it so he naturally needs more pills...this surprisingly leads to several situations where he must use his new found gifts to pwn noobs (and by noobs I mean not Robert De Niro), while I think this could have been done way better if they put more thought into it (and by they, I of course mean Tsugumi Ohba) it was satisfactory for a Sunday night movie...personally though I wouldn't recommend it to anybody to watch unless your friends renting it for like movie night or whatever else lonely people do (btw can I come to movie night? T_T)

And there's my short ass post see you guys sometime next week...or the week after that...or the week after that T_T

Respectfully Your Mama's,
Asaya HelwaEhwee