Random Thoughts Part 3

Alright I feel a rant coming on...so we know what that means :D

So right now I'm sitting beside two girls one of them is relatively quiet....and the other is LOUD AS FUCK...they aren't arguing she just apparently has no control over her own vocal cords (which I have found out is not the proper terminology it's actually vocal FOLDS), it wouldn't be so bad if she was talking about something in particular but she's talking about nothing....NOTHING "OMG THIS GUY AND MY CAR AND FRIDAY FRIDAY IT'S FRIDAY" NO BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S NOT FRIDAY, she's kinda like snooki....in the way that I want to punch her in the face...ZING....so what I'm trying to say is...if anybody has alcohol please send it quickly T_T

"Fuck when you can, fight when you have to, keep your head down and ride it out" Adam Ferrara, this quote....is an amazing quote....it is true words of wisdom (can anyone see why I don't have a girlfriend) it's perfectly describes life....much like a powdered jelly filled donut, eating a powdered jelly filled donut in public is hard work, there is no possible way to eat it gracefully your either gonna get a jelly spill on your sweater or so much powdered sugar on your face and chest that you end up looking like a crack addict...or both, in short you will truly always look like an idiot while eating it but man...that fucking jelly donut is so good that you just can't stop eating it and nothing can ruin that jelly donut for you unless your too busy thinking about what everybody else is thinking of you....excuse me I'm gonna go get me a jelly donut

Why is space the final frontier...shouldn't death be the final frontier...I mean what if there's something past space, you don't know....

So I finally bought Assassin's Creed 2...I know your asking why so late....and that's because the price finally fell to $20 dollars....FUCKING STEAL!!! but regardless I played AC1 and that was pretty good, as for the 2nd I've only gotten a chance to play the tutorial hour where the new assassin (Ezio) is still a punk kid that beats people up and sleeps with thousands of women...so I haven't had a chance to kill anybody with the hidden blade yet....which is easily the best part of the game...is that sad? I don't know but I'm glad you don't have to lose your ring finger to use the blade anymore....how will he pleasure women without his ring finger...IT'S VERY IMPORTANT...but I always wondered if your missing a finger...and wearing very flashy hooded clothing.....wouldn't it be pretty easy to recognize you as an assassin...shiiiit I bet they wished JFK's assassin dressed like that maybe I wouldn't have to see a documentary about it every weekend on the History channel...

Guys I live in Canada...I'm Canadian....today....March 23....March Twenty Fucking Third...it snowed, WHAT THE FUCK, even the birds are confused "I flew all the way back up north just to see it's still snowing...BULLSHIT" now if you live in Canada you know it's been a bad winter....not bad as in it snowed a whole lot I mean bad as in it snowed in all the wrong places, Christmas no snow, New Years no snow....around January 7 boom headshot snow storm....and now this March Twenty Fucking Third....which one of you pissed of the bastard with the weather machine....on top of everything I'm in a really shitty mall right now...I would be waiting at the bus stop but there's a nut job out there that demands....DEMANDS on having a conversation about the two different bus routes that are going to the same place...ones just faster then the other....by 10 minutes
Nut job: This one's so much faster though
Asaya: please take my wallet and leave me alone T_T

You know who's my ideal girl....Mary Elizabeth Winstead....as long as she was a great Martial Artist....can I get an amen? Now you may be wondering....Asaya you want your girlfriend to be a Martial Artist....no wonder your such a lonely bastard...we'll you see ladies (are there women reading this....did I already ask this question before @_@) and gentlemen I have a very good reason for wanting a Martial Artist for a girlfriend: FIRST: can you imagine the amount of practice you would get....you would become super human SUPER HUMAN NOT EVEN CANADIAN SNOW WOULD BE ABLE TO THROW YOU OFF, SECOND: Imagine the stamina in....other aspects of our lives >_<, THIRD: It takes a Martial Artist to understand another Martial Artists problems....I don't give a fuck how good you are at giving advice if you haven't been through that same kind of life style you'll never never (never never?) NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER! be able to make a Martial Artist feel better about their struggles, nor will you understand why we spend so much time at our Dojo's.....IT GIVES US INNER STRENGTH LEAVE US ALONE, but hey if you happen to be a Martial Artist that can make a non Martial Artist relationship work out that's awesome I'm just saying it wouldn't work out so we'll for me

You know what's good for snow travel....safety googles....that guy from Digimon had the right idea you won't even get weird looks for it, people will turn around and look at you and think "....fuck I should have done"

WTF?!?!?! NUT JOB IS ON THE BUS I waited half an hour specifically just to avoid this guy and I didn't even see this guy board the bus....HE'S STILL TALKING ABOUT THE TWO FUCKING BUSSES

You know guys...I don't know if you've noticed but I obsess over the little things...a lot and according to this self help psychology book I'm reading (pfff there's a fucking surprise...) I only obsess because I don't have a goal....I have goals for the future but no goals that are measurable, and within the remote horizon that I have to work towards day and night in order to achieve....this is quite the conundrum indeed...I'VE GOT IT....MY GOAL WILL BE TO FIND A GOAL *_* (any suggestions are appreciated)

I told you not to make me use this....AND NOW I'M USING IT >_<,
Asaya HelwaEhwee