Pokemon Contemplations

I've started playing Pokemon SoulSilver again which has raised up some questions I had about pokemon, back when I was a child...but never had the courage or the means to ask those questions and here they are:

If someone uses rock smash on Geodude....does he die? and speaking of Geodude...are their Geodudetes?

What in the fuck was Onix, what made those rocks stick together like that....and then how did one of those rocks develop eyes?!

What was up with PP? How does the pokemon only get tired of using that technique and only that technique? did the pokemon get bored using hyper beam after 5 times....if I could hyper beam I'd be spamming that shit alllll day....I'd use it to kill flies

Speaking of Hyperbeam you think whenever a pokemon would use hyperbeam they'd think to themselves "CHARGIN' MA LAZER!"

I think that the reason why you can get into a fight just for looking at a guy nowadays is because of the pokemon games where if you crossed a trainers general line of site you'd have to battle em...it's the only logical explanation 

Apparently the english dubs of Pokemon changed Jinx so she couldn't be mistaken for a black stereotype (seriously, look it up)....quite frankly....I think it was a little racist that someone even thought of that...

If Pokemon really existed...would PETA have a problem with them battling all the time....do they even enjoy battling? Pokemon's just children's cock fighting when you think about it....but I still love it ^_^

What would happen if Kirby ate Ditto? 

...I think Misty was my first crush....EVAR O_O....to this day when I see a good Misty cosplay I yell BOING

What the hell is up with the pokemon you needed to trade to get to their third level evolution? that doesn't make any sense what's that pokemon thinking "I'M FREEEEE *evolves out of sheer happiness*

Why couldn't you refuse a battle? NO MEANS NO LEAVE ME ALONE T_T

What in the fuck was Wobbuffet....he was like the Gilbert Gottfried of pokemon!

Is my memory tricking me or was Squirtle really a gangster at the beginning of the anime O_O

You know what's my favourite pokemon guys...Magikarp...THAT'S RIGHT I AM NOT ASHAMED Magikarp was the underdog, everyone counted him out when his splashes did nothing, they all said magikarp is fucking useless but did that stop him NO he kept training, he just kept at it and then he became a Gyarados and he was all like "fuck you bitches ~" and then pwned everybody, came out from under....got the girl T_T....so that's right magikarp splash on....splash on....splash until your dreams come TRUEEEEEEEE

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