Anime Contemplations

Alright so I'm fucked for a test I have later, so to avoid my problems I'm gonna be writing for YOU PEOPLE (thank you for helping me procrastinate ^_^), so today I'll be doing something similar to the Pokemon Contemplations except FOR ALL OF ANIME O_O

First of all....why in the fuck was Uub from DBZ brown? like did it work like a steak? Buu was rare then the spirit bomb cooked him all the way to well done?

Anyone ever think that Chris Rock could be Brock from pokemon?

Speaking of pokemon why the fuck couldn't the adults ever pronounce "Pokemon" they'd always say some stupid ass shit like "pokeyman", "pokingman", or "SATANISM" like seriously it's not that hard too learn, do you know how retarded you sound?

Has anyone watched Afro Samurai except for me? that was a weird fucking series, they said that the voice of the main character was Samuel L. Jackson...but I don't believe that shit for a second, doesn't Samuel L. Jackson have better things to do with his life then say a couple of crappy lines for a failing tv show, shit even if I was offered that role I'd be like "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER"

Have you ever noticed every time someones Taoist in an anime, their super evil and powerful (ie. the entire fucking dark side in Black Cat)....now I ain't never met a Taoist before but I'm pretty sure that's an incorrect stereotype

You know what Little Kuriboh was on to something, where the fuck are the parents in all these animes....Ash was 10 when he left the house...I'm 18 and I haven't done half the shit Ash has done in the first three episodes, and considering Yugioh takes place in Japan...wouldn't the parents beat the shit out of those kids for totally ignoring their studies for a fucking card game, the only anime where the parents actually gave a shit was "Ouran High School Host Club" and even then it still it took the bastards 25 episodes to figure it out
Ootari father:"Hey where's Kyoya"
Ootari sister: "ohhh probably attempting to conquer the world"
Ootari father: "gooood boy...."

Fuck Bleach

So I was looking up new anime to watch (as though I was done the ones I'm finished -_-) and I found one called Demonbane sooooo under genre's it's said to be "Action, Ecchi, Game, Magic, Mecha, Romance, Shounen, Harem"...not comedy anywhere in their...how do you have a harem with ecchi without comedy, another thing after you say harem...do you really have to mention romance...seriously unless the guy was gay I think being surrounded by women would ensue some sort of romance....on top of all that the plot line is apparently weird as fuck it starts with "Kuro is a poor detective" then some shit in the middle about deus machina and ends with "the war between [some weird name] and [some weird ass name] begins"....I DON'T GET IT....what's going on with this anime, has anyone ever watched it before?...maybe I'll do a review on it one day....

Due to the tsunami (I assume) the anime episodes for this week have been cancelled, my heart goes out to Japan and I hope they recover from this disaster even better then before.HOWEVER on another note....the manga chapters for this week DID come out....HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE am I missing something with the dates that Weekly Shonen Jump (or whatever its called) is released or are these mangaka REALLY into their work....JUST HOW DEDICATED IS TITE KUBO, speaking of Tite Kubo , Bleach this week wasn't as bad as usual....like instead of sucking balls, it only sucked one ball...and that ball was like a golf ball instead of a testicle, I'm quite impressed with Kubo's work especially since there was a giant tidal wave coming at him....maybe he's a water type mangaka?

This isn't anime related but in the movie Click, Adam Sandler's character first discovers the remotes powers when he gets angry at a barking dog, he in his enraged state points the remote at the dog and presses the volume down button....WHO THE HELL DOES THAT oh this guy is trying to rob me I can either a)defend myself b)run or c)point a remote at him and press pause, and hope it works? But on another note Kate Beckinsale is so hot that I'd fuck her every hour on the hour

Back to the manga discussion....anyone read the new chapter of Naruto (chapter 532) wtf is this shit *slight spoilers* so the captain samurai guy is fighting some guy named Hanzo the Salamander and they reveal Hanzo's past and apparently he took some salamanders venom sac and implanted it into his own body to make himself resistant to poison and allow him to exhale poison....DUDE IT'S NOT AN EQUIP ITEM FROM FINAL FANTASY UNLESS YOU DID SOME MAJOR REWIRING IN YOUR SYSTEM YOU AIN'T BREATHING OUT SHIT...I wish I could tell you what the complete implications of incorrectly putting a venom sac into your body is but my kinesiology program sucks...I would tell you to try it at home but if your actually stupid enough to think it's a good idea, then please make sure you don't have children first so you don't further pollute the gene pool...as if Sarah Palin didn't do that enough already (political joke jutsu SUCCESS)


DAMN THAT YOKO IS FINEEEEE,
Asaya HelwaEhwee