Random Thoughts Part 2

Same idea because I don't know what to review, if anyone has any suggestions you can comment, NOW LETS GET ON WITH THE SHOW O_O 

News That Nobody Noticed:Has anybody else seen the reincarnation of Justin Beiber (or is it Bieber?), his name is Cody Simpson or something along those lines, now if it was just another blonde kid singing I'd be like okay, but his style is exactly the same, he kinda looks the same, and his first song (I'm assuming that's his first song atleast) features an already established rap artist (Flo-Rida...or is it Rider?). Listen Flo-Rida just because you make some sort of Nobody version of Bieber (haha Kingdom Hearts reference is awesome) doesn't mean the kids gonna be successful..just like the Nobody version of Sora what the hell was his name...Roxas...da fuck kind of name is that, now I don't like this Bieber kid but at the same time I'm not gonna bother hating on him if he can make a career out of his blonde hair good for him, I'm just saying I don't think we should be cloning the boy.

Rage Quit: Call me a noob all you want but I just found out what "rage quit" is for those of you who don't know it's pretty much getting so angry at a game that you yell MOTHER FUCKER SON OF A BITCH WHORE DEMONS DEEEEEEEEMONS and leave aforementioned game (for example type in Rage Quit on youtube), I personally think its extremely therapeutic to get completely engulfed in rage at an inanimate object that has no real purpose in life...like after all that anger has to come out somewhere and if it's not at a game you know it's gonna be at some bastard behind you talking on his cell phone SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN I'M GONNA STAB YOU.....IN THE EYE...TWICE...long story short I have to appear in court on Tuesday...

Boring People: Guys I have alluded to this shit before but I've never come out with it and said it (or maybe I did I don't know anymore), these mother fuckers at uni are boring as shit I mean have you ever meet a mother fucker that was so boring you felt like punching him in the face just to liven up the conversation, like have you ever had someone drain the life out of you just by talking to them for 5 or 10 minutes?! I mean seriously fuck you you boring mother fuckers, the only conversations that take place at this place cycle over and over again Call of Duty....school....Call of Duty...Halo....Call of Duty...Ping Pong....Call of Duty....Badminton...Call of- WHO THE FUCK PLAYS PING PONG FOR 3 STRAIGHT HOURS 

Broken Vending Machines: So the vending machine at uni stole my money...and by stole my money I mean FUCKING ROBBED ME OF $8, so here's where our story starts I used the vending machine a couple of times before it's always been loyal and good then I click the sprite button one day ($2 for a bottle of fucking sprite at this place...) and I hear the noise but nothing comes out so I'm like...shit...but I'm thirsty so I try it again except with coke and it works, next day I go to it, click coke and it doesn't work again, so I'm like okay let me try sprite, it works I go on my merry way, next day I try sprite, doesn't work, I try sprite again, doesn't work, then my friends like oh try coke it'll work so I try coke AND IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS MACHINE, now every time I go to it I'm freakin praying "Lord please, Lord, Lord....Lord...IM A GOOD PERSON LORD DONT LET IT DO THIS TO ME, SMITE THE MACHINE LORD, SMITE IT NOW"

Public Displays Of Affection: Now don't get me wrong I'm not bitter (well I am but thats not the point) and I'm not talking about the sweet single kiss as a way of saying hi, I'm talking about the mother fuckers that are trying to cannibalize each others faces in public, I mean what the fuck is wrong with you don't you realize that everyone around you is hoping you get STD's and not even regular STD's like crabs, or aids or any of that I mean there hoping for brand new SUPER STD's O_O like ball-exploding-itus, or choking-on-your-own-ovum syndrome

Tell Me The Story About True Love Again,
Asaya HelwaEhwee