Madoka -_-

Wait a minute I thought I already reviewed Infinite Stratos

Alright after countless references being missed while talking to my friends, hearing about it from Basugasubakuhatsu anime blog, and seeing that its only a 12 episode anime I have finally decided to jump on the band wagon, as always Ill write the review while Im watching the episode, hear goes my dignity:

So we started out in some kind of war scene....and theres already a talking cat....I assume this cat is the same cat in Sabrina the Teenage Witch and in Sailor Moon...who were both the same cat anyways just disguised over cause as we all know talking cats is exactly like the Highlander THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

So the opening song is super cheery and has no hint of the previous scene of destruc- hey look there's tits

Okay starting off innocent enough girl brushing teeth with her mother, nothing suspicious here

Hey look a transfer student....clearly this will set of a chain of events that will lead to the imminent death of the universe but on a side note why is there so much loli in this anime....I have never appreciated big tits more then I do at this very minute...except maybe while watching High School of the Dead

Alright so the talking cat is back and hey look a psychedelic trip out around minute 20 I didn't know Kubo Tite was writing this

Sailor Moon transformation sequence by girl we've never seen before who is using a digiegg, she pwns noobs and end of episode

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I am disappoint where is the outrageousness that caused such an uproar amongst the peoples, we'll no need to fear because we will continue this fucking blog until I'm fucking outraged onto episode 2:

Hey look some explanations so there's magical girls and witches...you apparently become a magical girl if cat over there tells you he'll grant you any wish you want and then you have to fight witches, obviously if I had this opportunity I'd wish for an unending supply of sushi which would act as sensu beans from Dragonball Z so I'd be able to kick witch ass on a full stomach all day long.

And their less cool classmate who wasn't asked by the cat to become a magical girl now thinks the other two that we're asked are lesbians....that's jealousy for you...

Alright so we finally see a witch and its not a women no no, it's some sort of rosey tentacle monster...

And Sailor Moon girl from before defeats the witch using a giant pistol that's obviously compensating for her lack of tits, once again I am disappoint...on to episode 3

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Alright interesting note at around minute 14 some of the writing on the wall in the bottom left corner can be made out to say "DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE"...I don't know if that's a Sponge Bob reference or not...obviously delicious chocolate represents the suffering of man...it is truly the only logical explanation

OH SNAP *SPOILER ALERT* SAILOR MOON WAS JUST KILLED BY A WITCH....IF ONLY I GAVE SOME SORT OF SHIT ABOUT HER I WOULD BE OUTRAGED

And end of episode.....I am slightly less disappoint....onto episode 4?...Might as well...

Alright so the cats like "fuck you guys..." and walks away....

So after 4 episodes one of the two original girls finally becomes a magical girl....fucking finally...

And end episode

Alright so I am still disappoint but haven't the heart to start episode 5 so I'll leave that till later and tell you how it turns out

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