So the big big news that got everyone in the show upset was that Kyubi (or Kyubey, or Kyubeh, or Kyugastrocnemius depending on which fan sub group your following) would take the girls souls out of their bodies and put it into the soul gem (digiegg) so that if the body was destroyed the soul could use magic to repair the body...am I the only one who thinks this is a good idea, like if you could magically repair your own body you'd be able to do so much
Friend: "Hey Asaya you want to skydive...into this active volcano"
Asaya: "Sure it's not like I can't magically repair my own body or anything"
Now if you watched episode 7 you know there's a scene with some intense violence happening to an apple....seriously did Tite Kubo write this? The scene was actually decent up until she started chomping away at that apple like she was one of those ball and chain creatures from Mario Kart, wha- OH SNAP THE GIRL WITHOUT MAGICAL POWERS THAT THOUGHT THE TWO GIRLS WITH MAGICAL POWERS WERE LESBIANS IN THE FIRST COUPLE OF EPISODES JUST TOLD ONE OF THE GIRLS THAT SHES IN LOVE WITH THAT GIRLS ALMOST BOYFRIEND, clearly the girl without magical powers (Hitomi is it?) will gain the power of forbidden love and much like Juliet kill off the entire cast without even meaning to
So the girl with the not boyfriend(is it Sayaka?) regrets saving Hitomi and cries about that and "oh I'm a zombie" and all that then when she fights the witch she becomes a bad ass and by badass I mean she started cause blunt trauma with her katana instead of cutting like most people would! But the main main girl (Madoka) is too much of a pussy to handle it and is all like "STOP!" NO FUCK YOU BITCH SAYAKA IS FINDING HERSELF LEAVE HER ALONE TO FIGHT WITCHES HOWEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS TO GRANTED....IF SHE USED THE KATANA LIKE A KATANA INSTEAD OF SOME SORT OF BASEBALL BAT IT WOULD PROBABLY BE MORE CONVENIENT FOR HER BUT LET HER FIND THAT OUT FOR HERSELF.
And end of episode 7,
Episode 8:
So last time we left off with Sayaka beating a witch over the head repeatedly....she's still at it and hey look now Sayaka turned into a witch because her soul gem was overly tainted (she should have had a V8) now Madoka is about to change herself into a magical girl in excahnge for Sayakas soooOOHHHHHH MY GOODNESS TRANSFER STUDENT KILLED KYUBEI MY G-oh wait Kyubei has many bodies apparently so this guy came back and....ate the old Kyubei body...eh?
Hey look apparently transfer student is from a different time line...I wonder which John Conner she knows...hey she called Kyubei "Incubator"....eh?
Oh wait Sayaka's not a witch after all....oh noooow she's a witch
Kyubei is talking some shit about magical girls growing up to be witches....so he incubates magical girls until they become witches...eh?
Episode 9:
Alright so Kyubei finally explains his reasons for fucking over everyone, so apparently there's to much entropy in the universe causing a lack of useable energy and when the magical girls turn to witches they create huge amounts of energy that counteract the entropy....now that doesn't seem so bad actually what's better a couple of ninth grade girls turning into creatures that live only to cause pain OR the end of the fucking world....Kyubei...I commend you good sir
Alright a whole shit load of talking annnndd the girl thats always eating, atom bombs herself and witch Sayaka, end of episode
Episode 10:
Interesting note here on the site I'm watching this on, episode 10 has an average rating of 5/5 I've never seen that before...GRANTED anybody that didn't like the series is probably gone by episode 10 (except of course for me -_-) you might be asking "Asaya...why are you still watching this" and the answer to that is OUT OF SPITE O_O
Alright so we see a new transfer student coming into the school...but wait....SHE HAS THE SAME NAME AS THE OLD TRANSFER STUDENT HOHSOGSOHFOWJEHFOWJO FIRST OF ALL WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE GLASSES NOW AND WHY IS SHE SO SHY...so obviously we're in another timeline where Horuma (or whatever her name is) has not travelled to the past yet and so she has never heard about magical girls or witches or any of that so she actually has some sort of personality....but that doesn't explain WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE GLASSES DO VISION PROBLEMS GO AWAY DURING TIME TRAVEL?! THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE
WAIT A MINUTE MAMI IS ALIVE DURING THIS TIME LINE....AND MORE IMPORTANTLY MADOKA IS ACTUALLY A MAGICAL GIRL NOW and hey look Mami's dead moving on with the plot line...and now Madoka is dead...thank God....I mean >_< CURSE YOU GIANT WITCHES...CURSE YOOOOUUUU
And so Horuma goes and wishes to redo her meeting with Madoka so she can protect her instead...and I guess she magically repairs her heart problem and glasses wearingness using her magic since her soul is no longer part of her body anymore....eh?
Ohhhhhk so she's still wearing glasses and still sucks so this is a third time line that we're seeing -_-....let's move it along Homura...hey look Madoka is dead...and now she becomes one with this huge witch they've been talking about all series
and now we're back at the beginning for a 4th time line...and now Madoka is dead
so now we're at a 5th time line where Homura is a badass and Madoka has not turned into a magical girl...but it's not the original time line -_- ...and so Homura is just about to be defeated Kyubei tricks Madoka and NOW she's the most powerful magical girl defeats that powerful witch that we were discussing earlier with a one punch (not shown on screen T_T) and then is fated to become the most powerful witch evar who will inevitably destroy Earth and Kyubei is like "meh"
Homura goes back in time and now we're at the FIRST time line the anime was following, end of episode
That....was actually a good...well thought out episode....with some hints of outrage to it now that I'm all caught up on Madoka I have to wait for the final two episodes I'll keep you guys posted on those
Help For Homura: Dear Homura...dear sweet, sweet Homura here's what you must do to save the planet, see you have to treat it like a giant game of Final Fantasy or PERSONA 3, first what you must do is kill Madoka...yes I know she's your best friend but with any luck that will give you the Mangekyo Sharingan and then with your time control powers you'll become....Tobi from Naruto?! and then you'll be able to control that giant witch and launch it against the Leaf Village, but since you killed her once and nothing happened I'm not banking on it, so after you kill Madoka, you have to kill Sayaka, why you ask? cause that bitch can't keep her shit together she's gonna get us all killed, so then you team up with Mami, and Kyoko (is that her name?) and I need you to ignore the fact that Mami has a better character design then the rest of the cast combined....and the fact that Kyoko has a better design then you to....and the fact that even fucking Popeye has a better design then you, after that you guys have to harvest the fuck out of Grief Seeds, I mean don't hunt together at all go your separate ways, and kill only witches now with this bountiful amount of Grief Seeds and experience you'll be able to kick giant witches ass....assuming that Mami doesn't go and get herself killed again
I Miss Haruhi Suzumiya So Much,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
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