Alright I feel a rant coming on...so we know what that means :D
So right now I'm sitting beside two girls one of them is relatively quiet....and the other is LOUD AS FUCK...they aren't arguing she just apparently has no control over her own vocal cords (which I have found out is not the proper terminology it's actually vocal FOLDS), it wouldn't be so bad if she was talking about something in particular but she's talking about nothing....NOTHING "OMG THIS GUY AND MY CAR AND FRIDAY FRIDAY IT'S FRIDAY" NO BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S NOT FRIDAY, she's kinda like snooki....in the way that I want to punch her in the face...ZING....so what I'm trying to say is...if anybody has alcohol please send it quickly T_T
"Fuck when you can, fight when you have to, keep your head down and ride it out" Adam Ferrara, this quote....is an amazing quote....it is true words of wisdom (can anyone see why I don't have a girlfriend) it's perfectly describes life....much like a powdered jelly filled donut, eating a powdered jelly filled donut in public is hard work, there is no possible way to eat it gracefully your either gonna get a jelly spill on your sweater or so much powdered sugar on your face and chest that you end up looking like a crack addict...or both, in short you will truly always look like an idiot while eating it but man...that fucking jelly donut is so good that you just can't stop eating it and nothing can ruin that jelly donut for you unless your too busy thinking about what everybody else is thinking of you....excuse me I'm gonna go get me a jelly donut
Why is space the final frontier...shouldn't death be the final frontier...I mean what if there's something past space, you don't know....
So I finally bought Assassin's Creed 2...I know your asking why so late....and that's because the price finally fell to $20 dollars....FUCKING STEAL!!! but regardless I played AC1 and that was pretty good, as for the 2nd I've only gotten a chance to play the tutorial hour where the new assassin (Ezio) is still a punk kid that beats people up and sleeps with thousands of women...so I haven't had a chance to kill anybody with the hidden blade yet....which is easily the best part of the game...is that sad? I don't know but I'm glad you don't have to lose your ring finger to use the blade anymore....how will he pleasure women without his ring finger...IT'S VERY IMPORTANT...but I always wondered if your missing a finger...and wearing very flashy hooded clothing.....wouldn't it be pretty easy to recognize you as an assassin...shiiiit I bet they wished JFK's assassin dressed like that maybe I wouldn't have to see a documentary about it every weekend on the History channel...
Guys I live in Canada...I'm Canadian....today....March 23....March Twenty Fucking Third...it snowed, WHAT THE FUCK, even the birds are confused "I flew all the way back up north just to see it's still snowing...BULLSHIT" now if you live in Canada you know it's been a bad winter....not bad as in it snowed a whole lot I mean bad as in it snowed in all the wrong places, Christmas no snow, New Years no snow....around January 7 boom headshot snow storm....and now this March Twenty Fucking Third....which one of you pissed of the bastard with the weather machine....on top of everything I'm in a really shitty mall right now...I would be waiting at the bus stop but there's a nut job out there that demands....DEMANDS on having a conversation about the two different bus routes that are going to the same place...ones just faster then the other....by 10 minutes
Nut job: This one's so much faster though
Asaya: please take my wallet and leave me alone T_T
You know who's my ideal girl....Mary Elizabeth Winstead....as long as she was a great Martial Artist....can I get an amen? Now you may be wondering....Asaya you want your girlfriend to be a Martial Artist....no wonder your such a lonely bastard...we'll you see ladies (are there women reading this....did I already ask this question before @_@) and gentlemen I have a very good reason for wanting a Martial Artist for a girlfriend: FIRST: can you imagine the amount of practice you would get....you would become super human SUPER HUMAN NOT EVEN CANADIAN SNOW WOULD BE ABLE TO THROW YOU OFF, SECOND: Imagine the stamina in....other aspects of our lives >_<, THIRD: It takes a Martial Artist to understand another Martial Artists problems....I don't give a fuck how good you are at giving advice if you haven't been through that same kind of life style you'll never never (never never?) NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER! be able to make a Martial Artist feel better about their struggles, nor will you understand why we spend so much time at our Dojo's.....IT GIVES US INNER STRENGTH LEAVE US ALONE, but hey if you happen to be a Martial Artist that can make a non Martial Artist relationship work out that's awesome I'm just saying it wouldn't work out so we'll for me
You know what's good for snow travel....safety googles....that guy from Digimon had the right idea you won't even get weird looks for it, people will turn around and look at you and think "....fuck I should have done"
WTF?!?!?! NUT JOB IS ON THE BUS I waited half an hour specifically just to avoid this guy and I didn't even see this guy board the bus....HE'S STILL TALKING ABOUT THE TWO FUCKING BUSSES
You know guys...I don't know if you've noticed but I obsess over the little things...a lot and according to this self help psychology book I'm reading (pfff there's a fucking surprise...) I only obsess because I don't have a goal....I have goals for the future but no goals that are measurable, and within the remote horizon that I have to work towards day and night in order to achieve....this is quite the conundrum indeed...I'VE GOT IT....MY GOAL WILL BE TO FIND A GOAL *_* (any suggestions are appreciated)
I told you not to make me use this....AND NOW I'M USING IT >_<,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Anime Contemplations
Alright so I'm fucked for a test I have later, so to avoid my problems I'm gonna be writing for YOU PEOPLE (thank you for helping me procrastinate ^_^), so today I'll be doing something similar to the Pokemon Contemplations except FOR ALL OF ANIME O_O
First of all....why in the fuck was Uub from DBZ brown? like did it work like a steak? Buu was rare then the spirit bomb cooked him all the way to well done?
Anyone ever think that Chris Rock could be Brock from pokemon?
Speaking of pokemon why the fuck couldn't the adults ever pronounce "Pokemon" they'd always say some stupid ass shit like "pokeyman", "pokingman", or "SATANISM" like seriously it's not that hard too learn, do you know how retarded you sound?
Has anyone watched Afro Samurai except for me? that was a weird fucking series, they said that the voice of the main character was Samuel L. Jackson...but I don't believe that shit for a second, doesn't Samuel L. Jackson have better things to do with his life then say a couple of crappy lines for a failing tv show, shit even if I was offered that role I'd be like "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER"
Have you ever noticed every time someones Taoist in an anime, their super evil and powerful (ie. the entire fucking dark side in Black Cat)....now I ain't never met a Taoist before but I'm pretty sure that's an incorrect stereotype
You know what Little Kuriboh was on to something, where the fuck are the parents in all these animes....Ash was 10 when he left the house...I'm 18 and I haven't done half the shit Ash has done in the first three episodes, and considering Yugioh takes place in Japan...wouldn't the parents beat the shit out of those kids for totally ignoring their studies for a fucking card game, the only anime where the parents actually gave a shit was "Ouran High School Host Club" and even then it still it took the bastards 25 episodes to figure it out
Ootari father:"Hey where's Kyoya"
Ootari sister: "ohhh probably attempting to conquer the world"
Ootari father: "gooood boy...."
Fuck Bleach
So I was looking up new anime to watch (as though I was done the ones I'm finished -_-) and I found one called Demonbane sooooo under genre's it's said to be "Action, Ecchi, Game, Magic, Mecha, Romance, Shounen, Harem"...not comedy anywhere in their...how do you have a harem with ecchi without comedy, another thing after you say harem...do you really have to mention romance...seriously unless the guy was gay I think being surrounded by women would ensue some sort of romance....on top of all that the plot line is apparently weird as fuck it starts with "Kuro is a poor detective" then some shit in the middle about deus machina and ends with "the war between [some weird name] and [some weird ass name] begins"....I DON'T GET IT....what's going on with this anime, has anyone ever watched it before?...maybe I'll do a review on it one day....
Due to the tsunami (I assume) the anime episodes for this week have been cancelled, my heart goes out to Japan and I hope they recover from this disaster even better then before.HOWEVER on another note....the manga chapters for this week DID come out....HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE am I missing something with the dates that Weekly Shonen Jump (or whatever its called) is released or are these mangaka REALLY into their work....JUST HOW DEDICATED IS TITE KUBO, speaking of Tite Kubo , Bleach this week wasn't as bad as usual....like instead of sucking balls, it only sucked one ball...and that ball was like a golf ball instead of a testicle, I'm quite impressed with Kubo's work especially since there was a giant tidal wave coming at him....maybe he's a water type mangaka?
This isn't anime related but in the movie Click, Adam Sandler's character first discovers the remotes powers when he gets angry at a barking dog, he in his enraged state points the remote at the dog and presses the volume down button....WHO THE HELL DOES THAT oh this guy is trying to rob me I can either a)defend myself b)run or c)point a remote at him and press pause, and hope it works? But on another note Kate Beckinsale is so hot that I'd fuck her every hour on the hour
Back to the manga discussion....anyone read the new chapter of Naruto (chapter 532) wtf is this shit *slight spoilers* so the captain samurai guy is fighting some guy named Hanzo the Salamander and they reveal Hanzo's past and apparently he took some salamanders venom sac and implanted it into his own body to make himself resistant to poison and allow him to exhale poison....DUDE IT'S NOT AN EQUIP ITEM FROM FINAL FANTASY UNLESS YOU DID SOME MAJOR REWIRING IN YOUR SYSTEM YOU AIN'T BREATHING OUT SHIT...I wish I could tell you what the complete implications of incorrectly putting a venom sac into your body is but my kinesiology program sucks...I would tell you to try it at home but if your actually stupid enough to think it's a good idea, then please make sure you don't have children first so you don't further pollute the gene pool...as if Sarah Palin didn't do that enough already (political joke jutsu SUCCESS)
DAMN THAT YOKO IS FINEEEEE,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
First of all....why in the fuck was Uub from DBZ brown? like did it work like a steak? Buu was rare then the spirit bomb cooked him all the way to well done?
Anyone ever think that Chris Rock could be Brock from pokemon?
Speaking of pokemon why the fuck couldn't the adults ever pronounce "Pokemon" they'd always say some stupid ass shit like "pokeyman", "pokingman", or "SATANISM" like seriously it's not that hard too learn, do you know how retarded you sound?
Has anyone watched Afro Samurai except for me? that was a weird fucking series, they said that the voice of the main character was Samuel L. Jackson...but I don't believe that shit for a second, doesn't Samuel L. Jackson have better things to do with his life then say a couple of crappy lines for a failing tv show, shit even if I was offered that role I'd be like "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER"
Have you ever noticed every time someones Taoist in an anime, their super evil and powerful (ie. the entire fucking dark side in Black Cat)....now I ain't never met a Taoist before but I'm pretty sure that's an incorrect stereotype
You know what Little Kuriboh was on to something, where the fuck are the parents in all these animes....Ash was 10 when he left the house...I'm 18 and I haven't done half the shit Ash has done in the first three episodes, and considering Yugioh takes place in Japan...wouldn't the parents beat the shit out of those kids for totally ignoring their studies for a fucking card game, the only anime where the parents actually gave a shit was "Ouran High School Host Club" and even then it still it took the bastards 25 episodes to figure it out
Ootari father:"Hey where's Kyoya"
Ootari sister: "ohhh probably attempting to conquer the world"
Ootari father: "gooood boy...."
Fuck Bleach
So I was looking up new anime to watch (as though I was done the ones I'm finished -_-) and I found one called Demonbane sooooo under genre's it's said to be "Action, Ecchi, Game, Magic, Mecha, Romance, Shounen, Harem"...not comedy anywhere in their...how do you have a harem with ecchi without comedy, another thing after you say harem...do you really have to mention romance...seriously unless the guy was gay I think being surrounded by women would ensue some sort of romance....on top of all that the plot line is apparently weird as fuck it starts with "Kuro is a poor detective" then some shit in the middle about deus machina and ends with "the war between [some weird name] and [some weird ass name] begins"....I DON'T GET IT....what's going on with this anime, has anyone ever watched it before?...maybe I'll do a review on it one day....
Due to the tsunami (I assume) the anime episodes for this week have been cancelled, my heart goes out to Japan and I hope they recover from this disaster even better then before.HOWEVER on another note....the manga chapters for this week DID come out....HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE am I missing something with the dates that Weekly Shonen Jump (or whatever its called) is released or are these mangaka REALLY into their work....JUST HOW DEDICATED IS TITE KUBO, speaking of Tite Kubo , Bleach this week wasn't as bad as usual....like instead of sucking balls, it only sucked one ball...and that ball was like a golf ball instead of a testicle, I'm quite impressed with Kubo's work especially since there was a giant tidal wave coming at him....maybe he's a water type mangaka?
This isn't anime related but in the movie Click, Adam Sandler's character first discovers the remotes powers when he gets angry at a barking dog, he in his enraged state points the remote at the dog and presses the volume down button....WHO THE HELL DOES THAT oh this guy is trying to rob me I can either a)defend myself b)run or c)point a remote at him and press pause, and hope it works? But on another note Kate Beckinsale is so hot that I'd fuck her every hour on the hour
Back to the manga discussion....anyone read the new chapter of Naruto (chapter 532) wtf is this shit *slight spoilers* so the captain samurai guy is fighting some guy named Hanzo the Salamander and they reveal Hanzo's past and apparently he took some salamanders venom sac and implanted it into his own body to make himself resistant to poison and allow him to exhale poison....DUDE IT'S NOT AN EQUIP ITEM FROM FINAL FANTASY UNLESS YOU DID SOME MAJOR REWIRING IN YOUR SYSTEM YOU AIN'T BREATHING OUT SHIT...I wish I could tell you what the complete implications of incorrectly putting a venom sac into your body is but my kinesiology program sucks...I would tell you to try it at home but if your actually stupid enough to think it's a good idea, then please make sure you don't have children first so you don't further pollute the gene pool...as if Sarah Palin didn't do that enough already (political joke jutsu SUCCESS)
DAMN THAT YOKO IS FINEEEEE,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
Monday, March 14, 2011
Pokemon Contemplations
I've started playing Pokemon SoulSilver again which has raised up some questions I had about pokemon, back when I was a child...but never had the courage or the means to ask those questions and here they are:
If someone uses rock smash on Geodude....does he die? and speaking of Geodude...are their Geodudetes?
What in the fuck was Onix, what made those rocks stick together like that....and then how did one of those rocks develop eyes?!
What was up with PP? How does the pokemon only get tired of using that technique and only that technique? did the pokemon get bored using hyper beam after 5 times....if I could hyper beam I'd be spamming that shit alllll day....I'd use it to kill flies
Speaking of Hyperbeam you think whenever a pokemon would use hyperbeam they'd think to themselves "CHARGIN' MA LAZER!"
I think that the reason why you can get into a fight just for looking at a guy nowadays is because of the pokemon games where if you crossed a trainers general line of site you'd have to battle em...it's the only logical explanation
Apparently the english dubs of Pokemon changed Jinx so she couldn't be mistaken for a black stereotype (seriously, look it up)....quite frankly....I think it was a little racist that someone even thought of that...
If Pokemon really existed...would PETA have a problem with them battling all the time....do they even enjoy battling? Pokemon's just children's cock fighting when you think about it....but I still love it ^_^
What would happen if Kirby ate Ditto?
...I think Misty was my first crush....EVAR O_O....to this day when I see a good Misty cosplay I yell BOING
What the hell is up with the pokemon you needed to trade to get to their third level evolution? that doesn't make any sense what's that pokemon thinking "I'M FREEEEE *evolves out of sheer happiness*
Why couldn't you refuse a battle? NO MEANS NO LEAVE ME ALONE T_T
What in the fuck was Wobbuffet....he was like the Gilbert Gottfried of pokemon!
Is my memory tricking me or was Squirtle really a gangster at the beginning of the anime O_O
Inquiring About Love? Let's Use Physics To Solve This,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Madoka Update -_- *spoilerific, read at own risk*
So the big big news that got everyone in the show upset was that Kyubi (or Kyubey, or Kyubeh, or Kyugastrocnemius depending on which fan sub group your following) would take the girls souls out of their bodies and put it into the soul gem (digiegg) so that if the body was destroyed the soul could use magic to repair the body...am I the only one who thinks this is a good idea, like if you could magically repair your own body you'd be able to do so much
Friend: "Hey Asaya you want to skydive...into this active volcano"
Asaya: "Sure it's not like I can't magically repair my own body or anything"
Now if you watched episode 7 you know there's a scene with some intense violence happening to an apple....seriously did Tite Kubo write this? The scene was actually decent up until she started chomping away at that apple like she was one of those ball and chain creatures from Mario Kart, wha- OH SNAP THE GIRL WITHOUT MAGICAL POWERS THAT THOUGHT THE TWO GIRLS WITH MAGICAL POWERS WERE LESBIANS IN THE FIRST COUPLE OF EPISODES JUST TOLD ONE OF THE GIRLS THAT SHES IN LOVE WITH THAT GIRLS ALMOST BOYFRIEND, clearly the girl without magical powers (Hitomi is it?) will gain the power of forbidden love and much like Juliet kill off the entire cast without even meaning to
So the girl with the not boyfriend(is it Sayaka?) regrets saving Hitomi and cries about that and "oh I'm a zombie" and all that then when she fights the witch she becomes a bad ass and by badass I mean she started cause blunt trauma with her katana instead of cutting like most people would! But the main main girl (Madoka) is too much of a pussy to handle it and is all like "STOP!" NO FUCK YOU BITCH SAYAKA IS FINDING HERSELF LEAVE HER ALONE TO FIGHT WITCHES HOWEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS TO GRANTED....IF SHE USED THE KATANA LIKE A KATANA INSTEAD OF SOME SORT OF BASEBALL BAT IT WOULD PROBABLY BE MORE CONVENIENT FOR HER BUT LET HER FIND THAT OUT FOR HERSELF.
And end of episode 7,
Episode 8:
So last time we left off with Sayaka beating a witch over the head repeatedly....she's still at it and hey look now Sayaka turned into a witch because her soul gem was overly tainted (she should have had a V8) now Madoka is about to change herself into a magical girl in excahnge for Sayakas soooOOHHHHHH MY GOODNESS TRANSFER STUDENT KILLED KYUBEI MY G-oh wait Kyubei has many bodies apparently so this guy came back and....ate the old Kyubei body...eh?
Hey look apparently transfer student is from a different time line...I wonder which John Conner she knows...hey she called Kyubei "Incubator"....eh?
Oh wait Sayaka's not a witch after all....oh noooow she's a witch
Kyubei is talking some shit about magical girls growing up to be witches....so he incubates magical girls until they become witches...eh?
Episode 9:
Alright so Kyubei finally explains his reasons for fucking over everyone, so apparently there's to much entropy in the universe causing a lack of useable energy and when the magical girls turn to witches they create huge amounts of energy that counteract the entropy....now that doesn't seem so bad actually what's better a couple of ninth grade girls turning into creatures that live only to cause pain OR the end of the fucking world....Kyubei...I commend you good sir
Alright a whole shit load of talking annnndd the girl thats always eating, atom bombs herself and witch Sayaka, end of episode
Episode 10:
Interesting note here on the site I'm watching this on, episode 10 has an average rating of 5/5 I've never seen that before...GRANTED anybody that didn't like the series is probably gone by episode 10 (except of course for me -_-) you might be asking "Asaya...why are you still watching this" and the answer to that is OUT OF SPITE O_O
Alright so we see a new transfer student coming into the school...but wait....SHE HAS THE SAME NAME AS THE OLD TRANSFER STUDENT HOHSOGSOHFOWJEHFOWJO FIRST OF ALL WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE GLASSES NOW AND WHY IS SHE SO SHY...so obviously we're in another timeline where Horuma (or whatever her name is) has not travelled to the past yet and so she has never heard about magical girls or witches or any of that so she actually has some sort of personality....but that doesn't explain WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE GLASSES DO VISION PROBLEMS GO AWAY DURING TIME TRAVEL?! THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE
WAIT A MINUTE MAMI IS ALIVE DURING THIS TIME LINE....AND MORE IMPORTANTLY MADOKA IS ACTUALLY A MAGICAL GIRL NOW and hey look Mami's dead moving on with the plot line...and now Madoka is dead...thank God....I mean >_< CURSE YOU GIANT WITCHES...CURSE YOOOOUUUU
And so Horuma goes and wishes to redo her meeting with Madoka so she can protect her instead...and I guess she magically repairs her heart problem and glasses wearingness using her magic since her soul is no longer part of her body anymore....eh?
Ohhhhhk so she's still wearing glasses and still sucks so this is a third time line that we're seeing -_-....let's move it along Homura...hey look Madoka is dead...and now she becomes one with this huge witch they've been talking about all series
and now we're back at the beginning for a 4th time line...and now Madoka is dead
so now we're at a 5th time line where Homura is a badass and Madoka has not turned into a magical girl...but it's not the original time line -_- ...and so Homura is just about to be defeated Kyubei tricks Madoka and NOW she's the most powerful magical girl defeats that powerful witch that we were discussing earlier with a one punch (not shown on screen T_T) and then is fated to become the most powerful witch evar who will inevitably destroy Earth and Kyubei is like "meh"
Homura goes back in time and now we're at the FIRST time line the anime was following, end of episode
That....was actually a good...well thought out episode....with some hints of outrage to it now that I'm all caught up on Madoka I have to wait for the final two episodes I'll keep you guys posted on those
Help For Homura: Dear Homura...dear sweet, sweet Homura here's what you must do to save the planet, see you have to treat it like a giant game of Final Fantasy or PERSONA 3, first what you must do is kill Madoka...yes I know she's your best friend but with any luck that will give you the Mangekyo Sharingan and then with your time control powers you'll become....Tobi from Naruto?! and then you'll be able to control that giant witch and launch it against the Leaf Village, but since you killed her once and nothing happened I'm not banking on it, so after you kill Madoka, you have to kill Sayaka, why you ask? cause that bitch can't keep her shit together she's gonna get us all killed, so then you team up with Mami, and Kyoko (is that her name?) and I need you to ignore the fact that Mami has a better character design then the rest of the cast combined....and the fact that Kyoko has a better design then you to....and the fact that even fucking Popeye has a better design then you, after that you guys have to harvest the fuck out of Grief Seeds, I mean don't hunt together at all go your separate ways, and kill only witches now with this bountiful amount of Grief Seeds and experience you'll be able to kick giant witches ass....assuming that Mami doesn't go and get herself killed again
I Miss Haruhi Suzumiya So Much,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
Friend: "Hey Asaya you want to skydive...into this active volcano"
Asaya: "Sure it's not like I can't magically repair my own body or anything"
Now if you watched episode 7 you know there's a scene with some intense violence happening to an apple....seriously did Tite Kubo write this? The scene was actually decent up until she started chomping away at that apple like she was one of those ball and chain creatures from Mario Kart, wha- OH SNAP THE GIRL WITHOUT MAGICAL POWERS THAT THOUGHT THE TWO GIRLS WITH MAGICAL POWERS WERE LESBIANS IN THE FIRST COUPLE OF EPISODES JUST TOLD ONE OF THE GIRLS THAT SHES IN LOVE WITH THAT GIRLS ALMOST BOYFRIEND, clearly the girl without magical powers (Hitomi is it?) will gain the power of forbidden love and much like Juliet kill off the entire cast without even meaning to
So the girl with the not boyfriend(is it Sayaka?) regrets saving Hitomi and cries about that and "oh I'm a zombie" and all that then when she fights the witch she becomes a bad ass and by badass I mean she started cause blunt trauma with her katana instead of cutting like most people would! But the main main girl (Madoka) is too much of a pussy to handle it and is all like "STOP!" NO FUCK YOU BITCH SAYAKA IS FINDING HERSELF LEAVE HER ALONE TO FIGHT WITCHES HOWEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS TO GRANTED....IF SHE USED THE KATANA LIKE A KATANA INSTEAD OF SOME SORT OF BASEBALL BAT IT WOULD PROBABLY BE MORE CONVENIENT FOR HER BUT LET HER FIND THAT OUT FOR HERSELF.
And end of episode 7,
Episode 8:
So last time we left off with Sayaka beating a witch over the head repeatedly....she's still at it and hey look now Sayaka turned into a witch because her soul gem was overly tainted (she should have had a V8) now Madoka is about to change herself into a magical girl in excahnge for Sayakas soooOOHHHHHH MY GOODNESS TRANSFER STUDENT KILLED KYUBEI MY G-oh wait Kyubei has many bodies apparently so this guy came back and....ate the old Kyubei body...eh?
Hey look apparently transfer student is from a different time line...I wonder which John Conner she knows...hey she called Kyubei "Incubator"....eh?
Oh wait Sayaka's not a witch after all....oh noooow she's a witch
Kyubei is talking some shit about magical girls growing up to be witches....so he incubates magical girls until they become witches...eh?
Episode 9:
Alright so Kyubei finally explains his reasons for fucking over everyone, so apparently there's to much entropy in the universe causing a lack of useable energy and when the magical girls turn to witches they create huge amounts of energy that counteract the entropy....now that doesn't seem so bad actually what's better a couple of ninth grade girls turning into creatures that live only to cause pain OR the end of the fucking world....Kyubei...I commend you good sir
Alright a whole shit load of talking annnndd the girl thats always eating, atom bombs herself and witch Sayaka, end of episode
Episode 10:
Interesting note here on the site I'm watching this on, episode 10 has an average rating of 5/5 I've never seen that before...GRANTED anybody that didn't like the series is probably gone by episode 10 (except of course for me -_-) you might be asking "Asaya...why are you still watching this" and the answer to that is OUT OF SPITE O_O
Alright so we see a new transfer student coming into the school...but wait....SHE HAS THE SAME NAME AS THE OLD TRANSFER STUDENT HOHSOGSOHFOWJEHFOWJO FIRST OF ALL WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE GLASSES NOW AND WHY IS SHE SO SHY...so obviously we're in another timeline where Horuma (or whatever her name is) has not travelled to the past yet and so she has never heard about magical girls or witches or any of that so she actually has some sort of personality....but that doesn't explain WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE GLASSES DO VISION PROBLEMS GO AWAY DURING TIME TRAVEL?! THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE
WAIT A MINUTE MAMI IS ALIVE DURING THIS TIME LINE....AND MORE IMPORTANTLY MADOKA IS ACTUALLY A MAGICAL GIRL NOW and hey look Mami's dead moving on with the plot line...and now Madoka is dead...thank God....I mean >_< CURSE YOU GIANT WITCHES...CURSE YOOOOUUUU
And so Horuma goes and wishes to redo her meeting with Madoka so she can protect her instead...and I guess she magically repairs her heart problem and glasses wearingness using her magic since her soul is no longer part of her body anymore....eh?
Ohhhhhk so she's still wearing glasses and still sucks so this is a third time line that we're seeing -_-....let's move it along Homura...hey look Madoka is dead...and now she becomes one with this huge witch they've been talking about all series
and now we're back at the beginning for a 4th time line...and now Madoka is dead
so now we're at a 5th time line where Homura is a badass and Madoka has not turned into a magical girl...but it's not the original time line -_- ...and so Homura is just about to be defeated Kyubei tricks Madoka and NOW she's the most powerful magical girl defeats that powerful witch that we were discussing earlier with a one punch (not shown on screen T_T) and then is fated to become the most powerful witch evar who will inevitably destroy Earth and Kyubei is like "meh"
Homura goes back in time and now we're at the FIRST time line the anime was following, end of episode
That....was actually a good...well thought out episode....with some hints of outrage to it now that I'm all caught up on Madoka I have to wait for the final two episodes I'll keep you guys posted on those
Help For Homura: Dear Homura...dear sweet, sweet Homura here's what you must do to save the planet, see you have to treat it like a giant game of Final Fantasy or PERSONA 3, first what you must do is kill Madoka...yes I know she's your best friend but with any luck that will give you the Mangekyo Sharingan and then with your time control powers you'll become....Tobi from Naruto?! and then you'll be able to control that giant witch and launch it against the Leaf Village, but since you killed her once and nothing happened I'm not banking on it, so after you kill Madoka, you have to kill Sayaka, why you ask? cause that bitch can't keep her shit together she's gonna get us all killed, so then you team up with Mami, and Kyoko (is that her name?) and I need you to ignore the fact that Mami has a better character design then the rest of the cast combined....and the fact that Kyoko has a better design then you to....and the fact that even fucking Popeye has a better design then you, after that you guys have to harvest the fuck out of Grief Seeds, I mean don't hunt together at all go your separate ways, and kill only witches now with this bountiful amount of Grief Seeds and experience you'll be able to kick giant witches ass....assuming that Mami doesn't go and get herself killed again
I Miss Haruhi Suzumiya So Much,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Madoka -_-
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| Wait a minute I thought I already reviewed Infinite Stratos |
Alright after countless references being missed while talking to my friends, hearing about it from Basugasubakuhatsu anime blog, and seeing that its only a 12 episode anime I have finally decided to jump on the band wagon, as always Ill write the review while Im watching the episode, hear goes my dignity:
So we started out in some kind of war scene....and theres already a talking cat....I assume this cat is the same cat in Sabrina the Teenage Witch and in Sailor Moon...who were both the same cat anyways just disguised over cause as we all know talking cats is exactly like the Highlander THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
So the opening song is super cheery and has no hint of the previous scene of destruc- hey look there's tits
Okay starting off innocent enough girl brushing teeth with her mother, nothing suspicious here
Hey look a transfer student....clearly this will set of a chain of events that will lead to the imminent death of the universe but on a side note why is there so much loli in this anime....I have never appreciated big tits more then I do at this very minute...except maybe while watching High School of the Dead
Alright so the talking cat is back and hey look a psychedelic trip out around minute 20 I didn't know Kubo Tite was writing this
Sailor Moon transformation sequence by girl we've never seen before who is using a digiegg, she pwns noobs and end of episode
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I am disappoint where is the outrageousness that caused such an uproar amongst the peoples, we'll no need to fear because we will continue this fucking blog until I'm fucking outraged onto episode 2:
Hey look some explanations so there's magical girls and witches...you apparently become a magical girl if cat over there tells you he'll grant you any wish you want and then you have to fight witches, obviously if I had this opportunity I'd wish for an unending supply of sushi which would act as sensu beans from Dragonball Z so I'd be able to kick witch ass on a full stomach all day long.
And their less cool classmate who wasn't asked by the cat to become a magical girl now thinks the other two that we're asked are lesbians....that's jealousy for you...
Alright so we finally see a witch and its not a women no no, it's some sort of rosey tentacle monster...
And Sailor Moon girl from before defeats the witch using a giant pistol that's obviously compensating for her lack of tits, once again I am disappoint...on to episode 3
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Alright interesting note at around minute 14 some of the writing on the wall in the bottom left corner can be made out to say "DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE"...I don't know if that's a Sponge Bob reference or not...obviously delicious chocolate represents the suffering of man...it is truly the only logical explanation
OH SNAP *SPOILER ALERT* SAILOR MOON WAS JUST KILLED BY A WITCH....IF ONLY I GAVE SOME SORT OF SHIT ABOUT HER I WOULD BE OUTRAGED
And end of episode.....I am slightly less disappoint....onto episode 4?...Might as well...
Alright so the cats like "fuck you guys..." and walks away....
So after 4 episodes one of the two original girls finally becomes a magical girl....fucking finally...
And end episode
Alright so I am still disappoint but haven't the heart to start episode 5 so I'll leave that till later and tell you how it turns out
Why Do I Always Forget To Sign Off,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
Thursday, March 10, 2011
History's Strongest Disciple: Kenichi
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And oh before we get started a good number of you (more then any other post I've done) actually went onto the Random Thoughts part 1 even though I didn't make it funny, is the inner ramblings of my mind what you guys like? In other news we finally got our first hit on google (google.es to be exact @_@) I wonder what he/she searched to get here @_@
So think of Kenichi as "Chicken Soup...for the Martial Artist's Soul" (a book that's sadly missing on the shelves GET ON THAT O_O) like have you ever needed Martial Arts advice but there weren't any Martial Artists around at the time to ask (now I know this sounds weird to anybody that doesn't train but trust me it makes a difference) there's nothing worse then feeling insecure about your ability to fight and having some random bastard you asked for help say "dude that sucks man", we'll Kenichi is your answer to your Martial Arts best friend prayers with awesome sayings like "YOUR TRAINING WILL NEVER BETRAY YOU O_O" it will fill your very heart and soul with PURE AWESOMENESS O_O that will in turn give you ability to train harder, which will make you a better Martial Artist, which will eventually turn you super human so by consequence WATCHING KENICHI MAKES YOU SUPER HUMAN O_O
HOWEVER (wait mofo let me finish my sentence) Draw backs of Kenichi though is while the art isn't so bad, the actual animation to it feels really weird (but maybe Im just paranoid @_@) along with that its a 50 episode anime....which may or may not be a good thing
But by far....the BEST thing about Kenichi is the fact that it's finished unlike that mother fucker Naruto...
Fire In the Disco,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
Friday, March 4, 2011
Random Thoughts Part 2
Same idea because I don't know what to review, if anyone has any suggestions you can comment, NOW LETS GET ON WITH THE SHOW O_O
Rage Quit: Call me a noob all you want but I just found out what "rage quit" is for those of you who don't know it's pretty much getting so angry at a game that you yell MOTHER FUCKER SON OF A BITCH WHORE DEMONS DEEEEEEEEMONS and leave aforementioned game (for example type in Rage Quit on youtube), I personally think its extremely therapeutic to get completely engulfed in rage at an inanimate object that has no real purpose in life...like after all that anger has to come out somewhere and if it's not at a game you know it's gonna be at some bastard behind you talking on his cell phone SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN I'M GONNA STAB YOU.....IN THE EYE...TWICE...long story short I have to appear in court on Tuesday...
Boring People: Guys I have alluded to this shit before but I've never come out with it and said it (or maybe I did I don't know anymore), these mother fuckers at uni are boring as shit I mean have you ever meet a mother fucker that was so boring you felt like punching him in the face just to liven up the conversation, like have you ever had someone drain the life out of you just by talking to them for 5 or 10 minutes?! I mean seriously fuck you you boring mother fuckers, the only conversations that take place at this place cycle over and over again Call of Duty....school....Call of Duty...Halo....Call of Duty...Ping Pong....Call of Duty....Badminton...Call of- WHO THE FUCK PLAYS PING PONG FOR 3 STRAIGHT HOURS
Broken Vending Machines: So the vending machine at uni stole my money...and by stole my money I mean FUCKING ROBBED ME OF $8, so here's where our story starts I used the vending machine a couple of times before it's always been loyal and good then I click the sprite button one day ($2 for a bottle of fucking sprite at this place...) and I hear the noise but nothing comes out so I'm like...shit...but I'm thirsty so I try it again except with coke and it works, next day I go to it, click coke and it doesn't work again, so I'm like okay let me try sprite, it works I go on my merry way, next day I try sprite, doesn't work, I try sprite again, doesn't work, then my friends like oh try coke it'll work so I try coke AND IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS MACHINE, now every time I go to it I'm freakin praying "Lord please, Lord, Lord....Lord...IM A GOOD PERSON LORD DONT LET IT DO THIS TO ME, SMITE THE MACHINE LORD, SMITE IT NOW"
Public Displays Of Affection: Now don't get me wrong I'm not bitter (well I am but thats not the point) and I'm not talking about the sweet single kiss as a way of saying hi, I'm talking about the mother fuckers that are trying to cannibalize each others faces in public, I mean what the fuck is wrong with you don't you realize that everyone around you is hoping you get STD's and not even regular STD's like crabs, or aids or any of that I mean there hoping for brand new SUPER STD's O_O like ball-exploding-itus, or choking-on-your-own-ovum syndrome
Tell Me The Story About True Love Again,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
Tell Me The Story About True Love Again,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Random Thoughts Part 1
Alright so this is gonna be somewhat similar to my review on life (in that its gonna be pessimistic, long, rambling and probably not to funny)...you guys might want to skip this one...
Reasoning: You may ask Asaya? (Yea?) why in the Hell are you writing this, and the answer to that is very simple my son/daughter/demonic creature from another realm mainly because there's three hours before the next class and according to the statistics on this site there are 3 people that actually visited but when I look for referring urls stats there isn't any does that mean people are actually coming here for me? Have I reached the promise land of the bookmarks button? who are these people? go for it guys introduce yourselves in the comments section below tell us your preferred names, your hobbies, your jobs, your locations,dreams, hallucinationsand your bank card pin numbers (and oh there could be Canadians to but I can't tell their views from my own)
The I'm Sorry's: Guys (or girls?) my apologizes for the quality of this blog I have looked over my previous posts and have realized that I make a fuck load of spelling and grammatical errors....I can speak english fluently I just don't proofread the shit I write, also I fear that this blog will continue to give mark to my spiralling down into absolute insanity as the school year progresses....however I have found being a little mad always made for good creative material so that's probably a good thing for you
Random Randomness (aka entropy...haha science joke is funny): Raphael (Asian guy beside me) says: "Keep on keeping on"....I don't know why he said it but good advice none the less
Problems With Society: Why is society now a days so disconnected like I take the bus to school and these mofos will do all they can not to make eye contact with other people, maybe it's just the big cities that have this problem but I just got an invite to a "Mix n Mingle" at my uni in order to meet new people and don't get me wrong I love meeting new people but I ain't going cause no ones actually going to meet new people there you just stick to your loser friends and look at all thepeople girls you wish you could meet without seeming like a total creeper (but that ship has already sailed T_T)
Advice for the High Schoolers: For all of those listening that are still in high school, my slightly younger friends make sure when you pick a university or college to go to make sure it's something you love, I'm telling you this cause right now being in a Kinesiology program is similar to Water Boarding torture, you think your gonna die and then they take off the soaked towel so you don't and the process repeats itself over and over until you just wish that the mother fucker would just kill you already so you don't have to listen to his useless ramblings about every fucking muscle in the human body (THERES SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX OF THOSE BASTARDS), now if your actually thinking about being a kinesiologist, physiotherapist etc... it's not so bad however I intend never to use this degree I'm acquiring in the end I plan on becoming a Martial Arts Instructor, you might be asking why I'm in the program then and that's simply because I wanted to get my parents off my back and I figured if I needed a degree then kines would relate pretty well.....it doesn't....at all dammit....I should have gone into English T_T
Tastes in Music: Is it just me or does music now a days suck more and more everyday like I'm not talking about whether it's catchy or not, I'm talking about whether anybody will remember the music in the next 5 years, like stuff from the 1980's is still around and loved today (HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN.....GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD IVE EVER KNOWN....LIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONE...T_T) but nowadays artists have to make new songs a lot more cause the public forgets about em pretty quick it's like every artist just decided to pick quantity over quality (kinda like this blog did) and also am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga is simply the digivolved form of Kati Perry...I'm just saying the only songs that's gonna be remembered 10 years from now from this generation are: "I Just Had Sex" by Lonely Islands, "X Gon Give It To Ya" by DMX and "All I Do Is Win" by every rap artist known to man (and no I'm not a rap or hip artist fan I'm just saying the rock music now a days are forgettable to)
Reasoning continued:You may be asking why I'm still writing....and that's because there's 2 fucking hours till class starts...aaaaand because I feel like if I don't get these thoughts out in the open my head will finally explode....but continuing on...
Projecting: You know guys we're learning a bit of psychology in kinesiology (I don't know why...but we are) and I love psychology and while learning psychology I found out there's a defence mechanism people use called "projection" where you think someone's thinking badly about you because you actually think badly about yourself so it's like
You: YOU THINK I'M A WORTHLESS BASTARD
Your mother: Wtf...
When I found that out I was like my God....I do that all the freakin time....but now I'm confused who actually thinks badly of me and who do I only think thinks badly of me...wait what?
Living Spaces vs. Dead Spaces: You know what I just figured out, the reason why some places seem like their actually alive and other places just seem dead even though they have the same amount of people in it, an alive place depends on the fact that you could get jumped at any moment in time, this makes people increasingly antsy and gives them more energy to do shit, I'll give you an example the uni I go to has a college right beside it if you walk around the uni for like an hour and a half you'll never have to worry about getting into fights, you go into the college and right away you feel the excitement (not saying it's because it's a college I've been to universities that give you the same feeling) the deeper and deeper you go....the scarier the mofos are...I thought it was an interesting observation...I should have gone into the Sociology program...
Sandwich Philosophy: You know guys at places like Harvey's, Mr.Sub, and Subway (am I allowed to say those restaurant chain names @_@) they let you make your own sandwich (for those of you who've been living under rocks since the dawn of man when they very first Harvey's opened) now a lot of people just go order either everything or nothing on there sandwich...and I'm here to say that's bullshit, that's the easy way out and all of you that do that are going to Hell O_O well maybe not Hell but will not enjoy your sandwich to the fullest extent possible, sandwich making is an art you have to choose the ingredients you like, find out which one is robbing the tastes out of the others, remove that son of a bitch, and then find out the correct order in which to put the ingredients to get the perfect flavour, density, and moistness. It is a true art that could take years to master, it's one of those things you can't teach you can only experience because it's different for every person.
So now guys I'm actually in class and as Raphael said I'm gonna KEEP ON KEEPING ON O_O...continuing on -_-
Meeting women: you know guys, it's impossible to meet women nowadays let me give you an example I'm in a uni program of 80 people, about 40 girls, and out of those 40 there's 4 that are acceptably good looking, I don't want to mention the names of the 4 cause I'm to lazy to make up names for all of them but it goes something like this:
Girl #1: Ditz and sneezes to often
Girl #2: Crazy psycho women
Girl #3: Ditz and major superiority complex
Girl #4: cute, intelligent, good sense of humour
Now if your reading this your probably thinking Asaya you should totally go for #4 and I'm like I KNOW on paper she sounds good but I don't know she's missing a little something you know what I mean? like I can't put it into words...like if the opportunity arose where I could date her out of the blue I would, but I ain't spending my time chasing after her, sad part is this rejection of all girls in my program pretty much means I have no hope of getting a girlfriend over the next 4 years, even if I do meet a new girl that was somehow perfect it seems that a lot of women just don't want relationships right now (or maybe women just don't like me....yea that's probably it XDDD) remember though guys there's love for everyone in this world....even fat people so don't go drinking yourself into a stupor just yet
Now I'm out of class....but I'm to lazy to go back home just yet, 3 busses just to get there, if you've never taken 3 city busses in a row before to simulate the experience just sit in a room where there is nothing to look at but the outside window, have one guy in the room yell random shit, and the other guy stare at you for an hour and a half straight and that pretty much sums it up
Dreaming: So last night I finally gained the power to move shit with my mind....but only in my dreams now I haven't told you guys this but I try to have lucid dreams (which is pretty much being aware that your dreaming and then doing shit in your dreams) and every time I get a lucid dream I try to move shit using only my mind and it never works (one time I tried to turn on the light switch and I concentrated so hard on it that the sun came up to light the room instead...) last night however I finally accomplished moving shit with my mind...unfortunately it was not a lucid dream....kind of...so heres the story I'm in the building across from the building my friend who I just recently reconciled with and he had like a giant ball made out of lego...so I decided to move it across to my side, then he moved it to his, and it went back and forth till I fucked it up and dropped it down the side of the building, and he starts yelling at me and at first I'm like sorry, sorry and then I'm like kk I'm sick of this guy and start yelling back while we're trying to find all the pieces of the lego ball....so essentially it was just a weird version of Inuyasha
Dreaming con't: However guys the bad part of lucid dreaming is it fucks with your mind...or maybe it's just my mind you start to wonder if your dreaming in real life and you have to do your God damn reality checks every 5 seconds, but it's a relatively entertaining hobby, gives you some interesting stories, speaking of stories anybody reading does lucid dreams, any stories you'd like to share? I remember one time I decided to go downstairs during a lucid dream and when I came to the front door I found my mother was normal but my father was wearing a turban (he doesn't usually) and was speaking Hindi (he's not Indian....) this caused me to laugh so hard that it woke me up from my dream....wtf does that mean Freud? My racism has no reached a subconscious level....that can't be healthy...
You know what guys....I think that's all for today...there's some of my darkest fears...and everything I'm capable of O_O, read the bits and pieces you want, hope you answer the questions, see you tomorrow...or the next week....or the next week after that...
BOOOM HEAD SHOT,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
Reasoning: You may ask Asaya? (Yea?) why in the Hell are you writing this, and the answer to that is very simple my son/daughter/demonic creature from another realm mainly because there's three hours before the next class and according to the statistics on this site there are 3 people that actually visited but when I look for referring urls stats there isn't any does that mean people are actually coming here for me? Have I reached the promise land of the bookmarks button? who are these people? go for it guys introduce yourselves in the comments section below tell us your preferred names, your hobbies, your jobs, your locations,dreams, hallucinations
The I'm Sorry's: Guys (or girls?) my apologizes for the quality of this blog I have looked over my previous posts and have realized that I make a fuck load of spelling and grammatical errors....I can speak english fluently I just don't proofread the shit I write, also I fear that this blog will continue to give mark to my spiralling down into absolute insanity as the school year progresses....however I have found being a little mad always made for good creative material so that's probably a good thing for you
Random Randomness (aka entropy...haha science joke is funny): Raphael (Asian guy beside me) says: "Keep on keeping on"....I don't know why he said it but good advice none the less
Problems With Society: Why is society now a days so disconnected like I take the bus to school and these mofos will do all they can not to make eye contact with other people, maybe it's just the big cities that have this problem but I just got an invite to a "Mix n Mingle" at my uni in order to meet new people and don't get me wrong I love meeting new people but I ain't going cause no ones actually going to meet new people there you just stick to your loser friends and look at all the
Advice for the High Schoolers: For all of those listening that are still in high school, my slightly younger friends make sure when you pick a university or college to go to make sure it's something you love, I'm telling you this cause right now being in a Kinesiology program is similar to Water Boarding torture, you think your gonna die and then they take off the soaked towel so you don't and the process repeats itself over and over until you just wish that the mother fucker would just kill you already so you don't have to listen to his useless ramblings about every fucking muscle in the human body (THERES SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX OF THOSE BASTARDS), now if your actually thinking about being a kinesiologist, physiotherapist etc... it's not so bad however I intend never to use this degree I'm acquiring in the end I plan on becoming a Martial Arts Instructor, you might be asking why I'm in the program then and that's simply because I wanted to get my parents off my back and I figured if I needed a degree then kines would relate pretty well.....it doesn't....at all dammit....I should have gone into English T_T
Tastes in Music: Is it just me or does music now a days suck more and more everyday like I'm not talking about whether it's catchy or not, I'm talking about whether anybody will remember the music in the next 5 years, like stuff from the 1980's is still around and loved today (HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN.....GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD IVE EVER KNOWN....LIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONE...T_T) but nowadays artists have to make new songs a lot more cause the public forgets about em pretty quick it's like every artist just decided to pick quantity over quality (kinda like this blog did) and also am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga is simply the digivolved form of Kati Perry...I'm just saying the only songs that's gonna be remembered 10 years from now from this generation are: "I Just Had Sex" by Lonely Islands, "X Gon Give It To Ya" by DMX and "All I Do Is Win" by every rap artist known to man (and no I'm not a rap or hip artist fan I'm just saying the rock music now a days are forgettable to)
Reasoning continued:You may be asking why I'm still writing....and that's because there's 2 fucking hours till class starts...aaaaand because I feel like if I don't get these thoughts out in the open my head will finally explode....but continuing on...
Projecting: You know guys we're learning a bit of psychology in kinesiology (I don't know why...but we are) and I love psychology and while learning psychology I found out there's a defence mechanism people use called "projection" where you think someone's thinking badly about you because you actually think badly about yourself so it's like
You: YOU THINK I'M A WORTHLESS BASTARD
Your mother: Wtf...
When I found that out I was like my God....I do that all the freakin time....but now I'm confused who actually thinks badly of me and who do I only think thinks badly of me...wait what?
Living Spaces vs. Dead Spaces: You know what I just figured out, the reason why some places seem like their actually alive and other places just seem dead even though they have the same amount of people in it, an alive place depends on the fact that you could get jumped at any moment in time, this makes people increasingly antsy and gives them more energy to do shit, I'll give you an example the uni I go to has a college right beside it if you walk around the uni for like an hour and a half you'll never have to worry about getting into fights, you go into the college and right away you feel the excitement (not saying it's because it's a college I've been to universities that give you the same feeling) the deeper and deeper you go....the scarier the mofos are...I thought it was an interesting observation...I should have gone into the Sociology program...
Sandwich Philosophy: You know guys at places like Harvey's, Mr.Sub, and Subway (am I allowed to say those restaurant chain names @_@) they let you make your own sandwich (for those of you who've been living under rocks since the dawn of man when they very first Harvey's opened) now a lot of people just go order either everything or nothing on there sandwich...and I'm here to say that's bullshit, that's the easy way out and all of you that do that are going to Hell O_O well maybe not Hell but will not enjoy your sandwich to the fullest extent possible, sandwich making is an art you have to choose the ingredients you like, find out which one is robbing the tastes out of the others, remove that son of a bitch, and then find out the correct order in which to put the ingredients to get the perfect flavour, density, and moistness. It is a true art that could take years to master, it's one of those things you can't teach you can only experience because it's different for every person.
So now guys I'm actually in class and as Raphael said I'm gonna KEEP ON KEEPING ON O_O...continuing on -_-
Meeting women: you know guys, it's impossible to meet women nowadays let me give you an example I'm in a uni program of 80 people, about 40 girls, and out of those 40 there's 4 that are acceptably good looking, I don't want to mention the names of the 4 cause I'm to lazy to make up names for all of them but it goes something like this:
Girl #1: Ditz and sneezes to often
Girl #2: Crazy psycho women
Girl #3: Ditz and major superiority complex
Girl #4: cute, intelligent, good sense of humour
Now if your reading this your probably thinking Asaya you should totally go for #4 and I'm like I KNOW on paper she sounds good but I don't know she's missing a little something you know what I mean? like I can't put it into words...like if the opportunity arose where I could date her out of the blue I would, but I ain't spending my time chasing after her, sad part is this rejection of all girls in my program pretty much means I have no hope of getting a girlfriend over the next 4 years, even if I do meet a new girl that was somehow perfect it seems that a lot of women just don't want relationships right now (or maybe women just don't like me....yea that's probably it XDDD) remember though guys there's love for everyone in this world....even fat people so don't go drinking yourself into a stupor just yet
Now I'm out of class....but I'm to lazy to go back home just yet, 3 busses just to get there, if you've never taken 3 city busses in a row before to simulate the experience just sit in a room where there is nothing to look at but the outside window, have one guy in the room yell random shit, and the other guy stare at you for an hour and a half straight and that pretty much sums it up
Dreaming: So last night I finally gained the power to move shit with my mind....but only in my dreams now I haven't told you guys this but I try to have lucid dreams (which is pretty much being aware that your dreaming and then doing shit in your dreams) and every time I get a lucid dream I try to move shit using only my mind and it never works (one time I tried to turn on the light switch and I concentrated so hard on it that the sun came up to light the room instead...) last night however I finally accomplished moving shit with my mind...unfortunately it was not a lucid dream....kind of...so heres the story I'm in the building across from the building my friend who I just recently reconciled with and he had like a giant ball made out of lego...so I decided to move it across to my side, then he moved it to his, and it went back and forth till I fucked it up and dropped it down the side of the building, and he starts yelling at me and at first I'm like sorry, sorry and then I'm like kk I'm sick of this guy and start yelling back while we're trying to find all the pieces of the lego ball....so essentially it was just a weird version of Inuyasha
Dreaming con't: However guys the bad part of lucid dreaming is it fucks with your mind...or maybe it's just my mind you start to wonder if your dreaming in real life and you have to do your God damn reality checks every 5 seconds, but it's a relatively entertaining hobby, gives you some interesting stories, speaking of stories anybody reading does lucid dreams, any stories you'd like to share? I remember one time I decided to go downstairs during a lucid dream and when I came to the front door I found my mother was normal but my father was wearing a turban (he doesn't usually) and was speaking Hindi (he's not Indian....) this caused me to laugh so hard that it woke me up from my dream....wtf does that mean Freud? My racism has no reached a subconscious level....that can't be healthy...
You know what guys....I think that's all for today...there's some of my darkest fears...and everything I'm capable of O_O, read the bits and pieces you want, hope you answer the questions, see you tomorrow...or the next week....or the next week after that...
BOOOM HEAD SHOT,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
My First Official Review On Life
You know guys it's been awhile since I've updated, sorry, and by sorry I mean UP YOURS I'M VERY BUSY STOP HOUNDING ME WOMAN O_O. so guys since the anime scene has been kinda down....in that I haven't watched any new anime recently I decided to do the next best thing to anime...which is impart wisdom (in that I'm ranting).
You know guys every now and again a man wonders what he did previously in his life to be surrounded by such retards, like I don't have a superiority complex (we'll at least not to much of one) but seriously talking to the people in this uni is kinda like driving a nail into your eye (in that you'll be successful but you'll regret it right away), I'm gonna give you an example (because you asked for one....) I was one day talking to a boy named Sanders and the following was the conversation:
Asaya: So yea I've heard once that every modern story is based off of the Iliad, the Odyssey, or the Bible
Sanders: What's the Iliad and the Odyssey
Asaya:....Greek Mythology...
Sanders: Oh I don't know if I believe in that, or the Bible, or Evolution....like we can't actually prove any of that....like I guess I can believe in dinosaurs because they actually proved they exist
Asaya:...yes...dinosaurs....*commits seppuku* O_O
Like I don't want a flame war in the comments section about creationism vs. evolution (not like I have to worry about that anyways you guys never comment) but seriously most people pick at least one side of the topic...I wish I could say this was an isolated incident but everyone else is just different degrees of the same bullshit
But let's get on topic of women....I don't know how many of you are reading this page but please take my advice, if your a woman with big tits and you believe that gives you power over guys your a fucking idiot cause the guy that only cares about your tits is just gonna hurt you and cheat on you with a woman with bigger tits and trust me...there is always someone with bigger tits then you...maybe if you didn't date complete douchebags then you wouldn't think all guys are morons, I was speaking to a woman once (yea it happens every now and again...) and she told me that girls are intimidated by the smart guy, we'll don't be if the guys smart then yea he'll care about your looks but he'll also care about your intelligence and personality, if you can meet his standards he'll be faithful to you and actually treat you well
But you know guys thinking in philosophical terms is important, don't be like the people in my university find out what you believe, find a meaning in life, become self aware, if you think outside the box a little the world would be a better place and it makes for better conversation at the bar.
Don't Let the Bastards Get You Down,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
You know guys every now and again a man wonders what he did previously in his life to be surrounded by such retards, like I don't have a superiority complex (we'll at least not to much of one) but seriously talking to the people in this uni is kinda like driving a nail into your eye (in that you'll be successful but you'll regret it right away), I'm gonna give you an example (because you asked for one....) I was one day talking to a boy named Sanders and the following was the conversation:
Asaya: So yea I've heard once that every modern story is based off of the Iliad, the Odyssey, or the Bible
Sanders: What's the Iliad and the Odyssey
Asaya:....Greek Mythology...
Sanders: Oh I don't know if I believe in that, or the Bible, or Evolution....like we can't actually prove any of that....like I guess I can believe in dinosaurs because they actually proved they exist
Asaya:...yes...dinosaurs....*commits seppuku* O_O
Like I don't want a flame war in the comments section about creationism vs. evolution (not like I have to worry about that anyways you guys never comment) but seriously most people pick at least one side of the topic...I wish I could say this was an isolated incident but everyone else is just different degrees of the same bullshit
But let's get on topic of women....I don't know how many of you are reading this page but please take my advice, if your a woman with big tits and you believe that gives you power over guys your a fucking idiot cause the guy that only cares about your tits is just gonna hurt you and cheat on you with a woman with bigger tits and trust me...there is always someone with bigger tits then you...maybe if you didn't date complete douchebags then you wouldn't think all guys are morons, I was speaking to a woman once (yea it happens every now and again...) and she told me that girls are intimidated by the smart guy, we'll don't be if the guys smart then yea he'll care about your looks but he'll also care about your intelligence and personality, if you can meet his standards he'll be faithful to you and actually treat you well
But you know guys thinking in philosophical terms is important, don't be like the people in my university find out what you believe, find a meaning in life, become self aware, if you think outside the box a little the world would be a better place and it makes for better conversation at the bar.
Don't Let the Bastards Get You Down,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
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