So I just finished watching the Evangelion movies(oi I'll be talking about these in spoilers cause I assume everybody else has either watched them or doesn't give a shit)...the old ones, and besides the first three episodes and a couple of wiki articles I've had no other exposure to Eva....yea thats right >_<, so now I've technically completed the series by watching these movies and I finally figured it out, it's a heart warming coming of age story, which results in the entire fucking world ending (proing when the Japanese want to do something, they do it BIG). But yea I get it it's pretty much an anime version of Catcher in the Rye where a young boy feels teen angst and confusion and hates the world but at the same time loves the world, he's horny as hell but to scared to act on it, and it ends with "oh everything is going to be alright but I still feel like shit for now" (granted I never read the end of Catcher in the Rye so that last part could be...sketchy?) and to be quite honest if I was still a prepubescent boy I'd be touched...and this anime would really speak to me...but at the age of 18 all it did was give me a bad taste in my mouth cause THE FUCKING WORLD ENDED and then Shinji went through all the trouble of BRINGING IT BACK TO FUCKING LIFE only to say "I feel terrible..." at the end broke my fucking heart a little bit and sent me back to that prepubescent mind set for just a little while...so what I'm trying to say is it's not that bad...but I'll never fucking watch it again
*update so apparently Asuka is the one that says "I feel terrible" or "I feel sick" or "How disgusting" at the end...how that got away from me and what the fuck it means I have no idea...personally I think it would have been so much more meaningful if Shinji said I feel terrible but fine whatever YOU GUYS (Youg uys being creators of Evangelion) ALWAYS UNDERMINE ME AND I'M SICK OF IT GOD!....GOD!*
Transformers 3:
So as I watched this it was pretty cool...2 fucking hours long but cool none the less, their was plenty of action, a hot chick to stare at during all the scenes without explosions, and I thought Michael Bay finally managed to avoid all the racial slurs....until the last 20 minutes of the movie -_-. Now coming back to this hot chick she's much better than Meagan Fox....almost just as stupid...but waaaay hotter, my biggest problem is that there was more plastic in her than....Mr.Potato Head? So what I'm trying to say is it's not that bad...but I'll never fucking watch it again
Welcome to the Rileys:
So I thought this was going to be about a heroin addict girl that finds substitute parents....no no it's about a prostitute girl that finds substitute parents...which makes the plot SUCK but you get a nice ass shot from Kristen Stewart, and the acting ain't bad so what I'm trying to say is it's not that bad...but I'll never fucking watch it again
Insidious:
Holy shit this movie sucked, without decent plot, acting, visuals, or scares it gives a man the impression that they will literally produce any movie idea now. The director of Paranormal Activity fails to make yet another scary movie, I mean this movie is so unscary that those "Mindfuck: When you see it you'll shit bricks" pictures provided better thrills, fuck this guy, half way through I had to check the directors name to make sure it wasn't an anagram for Tite Kubo. In short the movie was advertised and could have been so much more if a couple of people would have just pulled there heads out of their asses but that's to much to ask now a days...I'm fucking serious there's a guy in the movie with a red faced dressed pretty weird I had to ask if that was Lady Gaga.
Horrible Bosses:
....pretty good actually...
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf (1966):
We'll we've finally done it...we've finally reviewed a movie...40 years too late...yes I know nobody gives a shit about it but dammit I'll write it anyways. So this movie involves 5 actors....THAT ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO FUCKING ACT...but one only gets like 1 line so it really only involves 4 actors...THAT ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO FUCKING ACT...and there's no real action in it it's just mainly arguing between the old couple (who in my opinion the woman is clearly the problem) and this leads to arguing between the young couple...and then they start swingin'....no no I'm kidding they don't swing...much ^_~...but yea it's generally a kind of depressing movie cause this old couples life sucks and it looks like the young couples life is gonna suck for the exact same reasons....but at least I was never bored through a two hour movie so SUCCESS...but I'll never watch it again
P.S I Love You:
Yea I watched it...and it was pretty fucking good too, it provided a nice romantic change from the bullshit we call reality in where we go on chat roulette in the middle of the fucking night to look for tits because we're too cheap to pay for the live porn cams and it's just a nice fucking change that's all...now if only that bitch didn't take Gerard Butler's character for granted maybe he wouldn't have gotten arrowed by a bunch of Persians and he wouldn't have had to go through all the trouble of writing all those letters but anyways thats not the point. The point is like one random loser in the movie said "I wish I could be somebodies Jerry" but you know what women don't want Jerry they want Ben...and Ben is a fucking dick I hate Ben...if I ever find Ben I'm going to beat him to death using Tite Kubo as a battering ram like Genji: Dawn of Blade or something...fucking women always want the things they don't really want...but yea dude it was a totally good movie I'd watch it again
Chi, Pon, Ron, Head bump
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