Yea yea I know I haven't done anything anime in awhile...if it makes you feel better "Cromartie High" is pretty funny go watch that
Now I should like to mention that Source Code reminded me a lot of Assassin's Creed...and by reminded me a lot I mean there were direct elements lifted straight off the game into this movie (I'm talking of course about the first Assassin's Creed) think about it Colter (Jake Gylhoweverthefuckyouspellhislastname) gets kidnapped, forced to use a machine that allows him to experience the reality of a different person from the past, first person he sees is some strange, professional, unattractive woman, and the leader of the entire fucking project (in which there trying to find some lost secret) is some creepy old guy (except to throw you off they turned the old guy into a black guy and gave him a crutch OHHH YOUR PLAGIARISM IS DISGUISED NOW) in fact I kept excepting Colter to pull out his hidden blade and stab a mother fucker...but the closest he got was pestering and assaulting random characters that kept bothering him (told you it was like the game!)
It was however a pretty good movie with some elements of heart mixed in there, the worst part about it was Christina (the chick from Gilmore Girls) wouldn't shut the fuck up
Christina: I took your advice it was really goo-
Colter: OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS SHUT THE FUCK UP DON'T YOU FUCKING REALIZE THIS TRAIN IS GOING TO BLOW UP IN THE NEXT 8 FUCKING MINUTES...FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME...I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ADVICE I FUCKING GAVE YOU BUT IT CAN'T HAVE BEEN THAT FUCKING GOOD JUST LEAVE ME ALONE *runs away crying*
It adds a slightly interesting twist that I won't spoil here but it does make you go wtf? (note: it won't make you go WTF?!...just wtf?...just thought I should say that)
In the end pretty good movie, I'd watch it again, nothing very special, wouldn't watch it more then twice
Cotton Eye Joe,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
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