Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Lame Mahjong Puns (or PONS XDDD)

As you guys know I've been playing a lot of mahjong and by a lot of mahjong I mean more I'm fucking addicted to mahjong and in those long waits for somebody to drop a remotely useful tile I've come up with a few key observations I'm sure somebody here would like to hear (speaking of people here we now have more then 100 views on the Hanasaku Iroha post, I am baffled and pleasantly surprised, what did it for you guys the Filipino racial slur?)

So getting to the point mahjong is much like love...in that you can give a chick all your cookies but she'll still be GON in the morning XDDD

Mahjong also relates to life...in that you'll do all you KAN to stay safe but in the end one wrong decision and all of a sudden your left without any money...or pants

Mahjong relates to strategy...in that if your too set in your ways your more than likely going to lose...so don't get CHIky with me

Mahjong relates to good virtues...in that you have to hope that you'll get your winning tile TSUN

Mahjong relates to politics...in that if you cheat and get caught you have to step down...or be killed (I have a feeling nobody got that one except for me)

Mahjong relates to puberty...in that your often confused and have don't know what to do

Mahjong relates to masturbation...in that...they both involve hands LOL

And with that last disgrace of a joke I'm gonna end this post

Objection!,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

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