Thursday, January 20, 2011

MEGA BLOG POST OF DOOM (and happiness)



Alright so I have a bunch of thoughts that are too short to go into blog posts by themselves so I just kinda combined them all into one...let's hope this turns out well

So blog news: apparently I actually have viewers O_O YAY my little stats bar says Im getting most of my views from Canada with a whopping 48 views (well...I'm actually in Canada so...most of those views are me hitting my handy dandy refresh button to see if I got anymore views) hi Canadians ^_^, 6 views from America hi Americans ^_^, and 1 view from Singapore...meaning YES WE DID IT WE'VE GONE INTERCONTINENTAL  hi Singaporean ^_^, thanks for the support everyone I didn't expect views for weeks I hope you guys liked my blog thus far...and if you didn't then you'll probably not come back so you'll never receive my thanks making me the winner either way so checkmate BOOM HEADSHOT (but please come back...I'm so lonely T_T) ALSO in other news...this blog...can now be found using Google Search Engine YEA WE DID IT W0000T now if you just type in "Elbow to the face" we appear sometime after the 39th page mainly because of Obama's recent elbow to the face during some basketball game...in hindsight I probably searched up the blog name before I actually made it (for those of you wondering, no I didn't name my blog because of that incident the name comes from a joke I used to say a couple of years back), I'm sure the news will eventually blow over leaving my blog in the top 30 pages...I hope...HOWEVER if you type in "http://elbowtotheface.blogspot.com/" into google were the very first entry...meaning I'm at the top of Google after only a week of blogging *_* (yes complete disillusion is a wonderful thing everyone should try it)

I knew I shouldn't have taken the bus today...

High School of the Dead (after finishing)
So yea I finished the anime in like 2 days, half because I was at home sick (any tips for getting over a cold?) and half because IT WAS SO AWESOME O_o, it proved to be more then a pair of tits wrapped around a gun...its a pair of tits wrapped around a gun, a bokken, a baseball bat, a decent plot, plenty of emotion and of course a pair of bewbs, this is definitely an anime to watch if you feel like there hasn't been anything good out since Dragonball Z...and even then the reruns killed it, it's one of those animes though I'd recommend watching along with a comedy just to avoid major depression and paranoid thoughts about your weird ass neighbour being a zombie but you probably won't be able to since after you watch one episode you'll just want to watch the next one, this is one anime where youll regret not being able to speak Japanese just so you won't miss a second of the action and boobs while reading the subtitles o_O


Panty And Stocking (With Garterbelt)
Think Powerpuff Girls on A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF COCAINE, this anime is so mind blowing-ly random that I need to make up a new word for it "Frivolous"...wait that's taken...Fan...sa..me..ri FANSAMERI

Fansameri: (Fan-sa-meh-ri)
Adjective, Noun, Verb, Adverb, Sentence
1. To be Mindblowing-ly random
2. A kind of cheese

Oxford Dictionary HERE I COME *_*, this anime has like 2 stories in a single episode, kinda like Spongebob with apparently no real plot connecting them (only watched one episode but...I kinda got the point), in short this is an anime a man can  watch to get some comedy in without having to worry about any of it actually making sense


Dead or Alive Live Action Movie (2006)
Hot girls doing Martial Arts, and their not two dimensional!....I'll have to give this 2 thumbs and another appendage up


The word "efficacy"
Alright I'm not entirely sure what set me off about this word. Maybe it's the way it sounds ef-fi-ca-cy, sounds like a sex act that is illegal in every state except Hawaii and even then only on Tuesdays. Or maybe it's because every dictionary has the same way of wording the definition "the capacity to produce an effect" (this one's from wiki if your asking), sounds sketchier then a mother fucker, your telling me no other dictionary could find another way of putting that how about "the ability to do stuff" don't that sound friendlier. This word keeps popping up in my "Health Counselling and Behaviour Change" course and it's annoying because under synonyms a much better word appears "potency" I think if the prof used this word instead, the problem of world hunger would be solved. And with that last sentence thus ends part 1 of my idiosyncrasy (which btw is also a very very nice word...).


Infinite Stratos
Alright so I'm gonna do this review in REAL TIME (ie: I'll watch the episode while writing the review) so this is the new mecha anime and I'm a man that believes you need to watch something involving giant robots fighting each other atleast once every 5 years (you know...to avoid impotence) started out with a good fight scene but without much context I'm hoping it's kinda like Zoids...ohhh how I miss Zoids considering everyone's smiling in the OP it can only mean A) they're not in a Gundam war  OR B) they're psychotic. *time elapses* alright so they just said that their robots are only used for competition w00t. *time elapses* alright having finished the first episode I think the anime will turn out pretty good the main character(and appears to be the only guy) in the anime isn't emo, wimpy or a trap, the humour is good, the art is good, there's some ecchi without it being over the top, and best of all only 12 episodes apparently leaving very little time to get tired of it.

Alright thats the end of my mega blog post, I kinda liked it so I'll probably end up doing it again, tell me what you guys think

Like Frankie Said I Did It My Way,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

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