Everybody's Fine (2009)

I know what your thinking...hey this isn't anime! and if your thinking that then FUCK YOU AND THE ROCK YOU CAME OUT FROM UNDER....nah I'm kidding ^_T please don't leave the blog....I beg of you T_T (speaking of which I finally got a page viewer counter thing...it said 19 people...I've only visited my own site 18 times MEANING there's someone out there reading this besides me and if you are you should comment so we know you exist and it no longer looks like I'm talking to myself like a schizophrenic)

Moving on with the movie so it's about a guy (Robert De Niro), he's like 60 or whatever and his wife recently died who like kept tabs on all the kids apparently, so now its been years since he's talked to his kids and he goes across country to give em a surprise visit...now here's the plot twist none of his kids really want to talk to him and one of them is in prison in Mexico or something

Now don't get wrong I love Robert De Niro he's a badass mofo but this movie sucked for what it was advertising...I was promised a comedy-drama I assumed that meant that comedy and drama would be there in equal parts so I went to sit down to watch it with my mother promising here some form of laughter in the movie...

THERE IS NO LAUGHTER IN THIS MOVIE after awhile this conversation happened:

Mom: When is it gonna get funny
Asaya:...any minute now mom
Mom: There's 10 minutes left in the movie!
Asaya:...yea well there gonna be the funniest 10 minutes of your life
Mom:...*punches Asaya in the face*

I don't mind it be a drama but freakin advertise it as a drama the movie shouldn't even be called "Everybody's Fine" it should be called "Everybody's Gonna Die A Horrible Death After Their Long and Miserable Life"

Seriously half way through the movie Robert De Niro almost gets robbed and I was like damn now this movie is sad and unrealistic. YOU CAN'T ROB ROBERT DE NIRO HE'S A BADASS MOFO he'd bust so many caps up your ass you'd question your sexual preferences

But regardless I'm at my uni campus now so I'm gonna cut this post short, in the end we should all watch "Analyze This" again.

PS: Question to anyone reading (if there is anyone reading...) what's better short blog posts are long blog posts (sexual innuendo not intended)

Hey You Want what With Me, Ima Tell You One Time Don't Fuck With Me,
Asaya HelwaEhwee