So I watched Fright Night...movie sucked don't watch it, I heard it was a remake and maybe that explains the amount of utter garbage in this movie. Once again proving that the comedy-horror genre doesn't work IF YOUR LAUGHING AND SCARED AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU, that's all I have to say about that
Now I recently got an Ipod Touch (because my mother got an Iphone 4 so she gave me back the Ipod touch I gave her for her birthday, just in time too because my Ipod Video's scrolling centre button thingy had just died from playing too much solitaire....damn you solitaire...DAMMMMNNN YOOUUUU) so this changed my 60 GB Ipod into a 8 GB Ipod in one fell swoop. Needless to say I had so a major amount of shit too delete that it was literally unbelievable, the amount of absolute bs I've downloaded onto my Ipod simply cause I thought it was funny, or had one good 30 second part in it. You have no idea how much emo bullshit you've downloaded when you we're 13 years old that you've totally forgot about. I recommend everyone try to lower their old iPods down to 8 gigs or less simply to save computer space and for a trip down memory lane T_T.
Guys as you probably know by now I write these articles over several days (mainly because I don't have the attention span to keep writing) so on this night I'm up late due to my freaking myself out...yes that's right I freaked MYSELF out. What happened was I was googling "Jill the Ripper" cause I think it's really interesting to think that particular murderer is a woman, and I stumbled upon a picture of Mary Pearcey (DON'T FUCKING GOOGLE 'MARY PEARCEY' IF YOUR READING THIS AT 2 AM BAD IDEA) I saw the picture of this chick and my balls shrivelled up INTO my body. I have no idea what the fuck is up with that picture but it is by far the most bone chilling picture I have ever seen in my life, then like an idiot I kept reading shit about her and I found out when she was being questioned about a murder, she chanted "Killing mice, killing mice, killing mice!" and I don't know about you but I imagined that very vividly like a scene out of the Exorcism of Emily Rose and now my balls are no longer just in my body but have shrivelled up continuing up to just before my throat. I swear if I ever saw this chick (yes I do realize she's long dead but I'm saying IF) I wouldn't fight, I wouldn't run, I wouldn't scream, I would just sit in place and cry JUST FUCKING CRY
So I'm reading a short manga titled "Here I am!" It's about Olympic level Marco Polo championships (the death rate is 1 in 5)...NAHHH I'm just kidding but I do look forward to the creation of that manga (suggested title: "Marco Polo GX"). It's about a junior high girl just wanting to be noticed, and she finally does. Now I realize that this is some soft emo bullshit you read when your in grade 5 to make yourself feel like your not alone, but I'm reading it anyways and it's not turned out so bad so far (granted the fact that it's 19 chapters helps out with that)
Fuck that Mother Fucking Water Temple Son Of A BITCH I DIED AGAIN,
Asaya HelwaEhwee
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