Lame Mahjong Puns (or PONS XDDD)

As you guys know I've been playing a lot of mahjong and by a lot of mahjong I mean more I'm fucking addicted to mahjong and in those long waits for somebody to drop a remotely useful tile I've come up with a few key observations I'm sure somebody here would like to hear (speaking of people here we now have more then 100 views on the Hanasaku Iroha post, I am baffled and pleasantly surprised, what did it for you guys the Filipino racial slur?)

So getting to the point mahjong is much like love...in that you can give a chick all your cookies but she'll still be GON in the morning XDDD

Mahjong also relates to life...in that you'll do all you KAN to stay safe but in the end one wrong decision and all of a sudden your left without any money...or pants

Mahjong relates to strategy...in that if your too set in your ways your more than likely going to lose...so don't get CHIky with me

Mahjong relates to good virtues...in that you have to hope that you'll get your winning tile TSUN

Mahjong relates to politics...in that if you cheat and get caught you have to step down...or be killed (I have a feeling nobody got that one except for me)

Mahjong relates to puberty...in that your often confused and have don't know what to do

Mahjong relates to masturbation...in that...they both involve hands LOL

And with that last disgrace of a joke I'm gonna end this post

Objection!,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

[C] The Money of Soul and Possibility of Really Long Titles Series Review

...I remember writing a blog post about this...didn't I...didn't I?! (oh and just to let you know if you search up the words "fucking job hunt" in google under the blogs category Elbow to the Face...is the number one hit WE DID IT YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

I USED THIS PICTURE I REMEMBER

Yea remember I wrote about how it was so great and symbolic and blah blah blah...was it so shitty that it committed suicide? Well anyways you guys aren't gonna believe this but I did finish the series so I guess I'll combined both articles (oh if you thought the first one was shitty...)

So it's kinda like Digimon except the battles involve gambling where if you lose all your money...you lose all your future (just like real life =D)...that is all you need to know

Initially I thought this series was about the economy and how desperate people we're for money...I was since proven wrong (yes again...) this is about the authors struggle with money not in the literal sense so much as the philosophical sense. I found this happened after first year university too, you begin to only think about money, the very habit that you despised as a child in the adults that surrounded you is now becoming yours, and you know very well that you're falling into that same trap yet you can't pull yourself out because if you don't think about this stuff how are you going to live in the future, and thus begins the dechildification...life sucks...after all you don't want to be that 60 year old working as the convenience store cashier that you see all the time, or that grumpy old bus driver that you can't help but feel sorry for because you know exactly why he's in a crap mood, and following these thoughts the world begins to look a little more grim....either that or he really liked Digimon...

U Mad?

So at times this anime was painful to watch, not because of the horrible memories it brings up more because it has endless episodes of just talking, the arts kinda weird at some places (lets just say their will never be a doujin about this if thats what you we're looking for Infinite Stratos would be the better option....oh so much better T_T), but certain episodes do really catch your attention and you find that half hour is gone before you even realized it. It's kinda like watching the Biggest Loser in that you want to stop watching but you can't because if you don't make a fucking blog post about it your blog will fall to C and you will lose your future...I mean because it's so captivating....

By the last three episodes it gets really confusing, everything just kind of collapses in on itself and there is no real bad guy (which I guess is the sign of a good anime), and you start to question the actions of every character cause really....there is no good way to handle financial crisis except by causing another financial crisis...apparently

I guess looking back on it the anime wasn't that good like I initially thought but it was interesting and meaningful to say the least unlike Infinite Stratos XD, the best thing about it is I could never really tell where the plot was going and that was always my biggest problem with anime so it succeeded in that way at least, and if need be: it would make a pretty good video game or card game series NOT based off the anime

(Nows a good time to mention does Gilbert Gottfried remind anybody else of Tobi from Naruto?!)

After watching the last episode you find the anime was both remarkable yet unremarkable, worth while yet not worth while, and so in short it was average and I hope to God they don't make a second season, the title should have bee called [C] The Money of Soul and Possibility of Not Giving a Shit After the Third Episode

Did you ever wish you could sometimes freeze frame a moment in your day, look at it and say "this is not my life"?,
Asaya HelwaEhwee

Boxxy: The Hunt For The Missing Snitch!

So Catie Wayne has finally made a new Boxxy video AS Boxxy the results were...interesting to say the least...(and speaking of interesting...I GOT A FUCKING JOB YESSSS (8) WEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIOOOONS MY FRIEEEEEEND....(8))

So as you all know the second last video featured Catie as Svetlana claiming to have hacked the account "ANewHopeee" and many lulz were had (and by many I mean none) so now she's finally followed it up by making a whole new account "bodaciousboxxy" sending Svetlana a message asking her to be friends, and telling her that "ANewHopeee" is not her account, and claiming to want "Boxxybabee" back but unable to at the moment

The new video has the same characteristics of the old ones, changed accent from the previous, similar mannerisms, darkened background, "okay HII", same make up style, etc..(and by etc I mean some recycled jokes...but hey who can blame her XD)

So during the video Boxxy mentioned that Catie wasn't her, so now what's going to happen is Catie is effectively taken out of the picture so Sevtlana will continue to have ANewHopeee while commandeering "boxxybabee" which will entice a war between Svetlana and Boxxy (As Katt Williams so eloquently put it "looks like she going to break up with her mother fucking self") I certainly hope it's an entertaining war because it hasn't gotten off to a very good start, even the newest Boxxy video was missing a little spice that it used to have but that's to be expected it'll take some time before Catie re-finds Boxxy completely, it seems to me that she was rushed into this video considering it was only 3 minutes

So in short these videos are about a sweet girl on her journey to finding herself...through a schizophrenic youtube war...which is arguably the best way of finding ones self (and I'm willing to bet that Gaddafi gets involved in this somehow)

"OKAY Khiii my name is Boxxy and in light of recent events I felt it was time to HIRE MERCENARIES AND KILL ALL MY PEOPLE O_O"

Edit: After having watched the video three more times over, I have been mesmerized I'm now convinced that this is the old Boxxy like back in her prime Catie Wayne has found her character again, just the initial shock of seeing a renewed Boxxy caused something of a backlash...or rather a Boxlash @_@

You're Being the Silly Sammy,

Asaya HelwaEhwee

Blogger's Review of a Blogger's Life (6 months Later)

You know it's come to my attention that no one is reading these posts no more...mainly because the last couple (i.e. last 10-15) we're pretty crappy, but no matter I will continue writing these posts because I know someday, somehow, someone will find this shit funny...that is my blogger way...BELIEVE IT...OR DON'T...BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT OF FREEDOM OF RELIGION AND THUS FREEDOM OF BELIEFS AND IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO BELIEVE IT I CAN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT

So it's been 6 months since I started blogging and some interesting results have come up, first I'd like to mention that this blog is much more successful then I ever imagined it would be (so as you can tell I imagined very little) I can only hope for more success (because I'm a greedy mother fucker) and that the fans have not left me completely

And on that note I wonder everyday (and by everyday I mean once every two weeks or so) if it was a mistake to post so much serious stuff on the blog or not, I guess if I did lose some regulars (if I had regulars) that's okay there's always more people willing to read (I hope T_T) but also for a much better reason, see I think that this blog has gotten me closer to my true personality than I have ever been before and looking back at some of my old posts I feel happier and feel like I really expressed a part of my self that I was only partially in touch with, since as you guys know I like to see where my thoughts end I I'll continue to write posts even if it's just for that reason of discovering who I really am (obviously I didn't re-read the warning in The Number 23 Review Post)

As for the new found fame...it hasn't really changed me like people will sometimes come up to me on the street and say "hey man...do you know where I can get some good weed" I just smile politely and autograph their $75 hat and walk away I don't really let it get to my head

And the money...let's just say my wallets never been lighter...which relieves the stress off my hips ^_T

In summary the past 6 months have been quite rewarding by just looking at this blog alone, I look forward to writing to you all in the future, thank you for the support thus far

Wa wa wa world ondooo,
Asaya HelwaEhwee