To Be a Thief (+ two movie reviews)

Se7en

I'm Morgan Freeman and I'm in this damn movie

Se7en is a pretty good movie actually, wonderfully crafted, not all to predictable, it doesn't rely on the gore but isn't skimpy on it either. In short is a two hours well spent and I completely recommend it.

Confessions

....made Se7en look like an episode of Hello Kitty...this movie while not actually scary puts new meaning to "psychological thriller" and gives you a new far more depressing perspective on humanity....recommended to watch but only with alcohol...oh so much alcohol O_O

And that'll be it for the movie reviews now for the real reason why I have gathered you all here today, but before I start I want to make a side note: I'm going to be speaking in really flowery language...because it's all I've been reading for the past two months and I can't use it in my essays without getting the words awkward phrasing (MOTHER FUCKER) written all over it...and so it shall be used here O_O:

Guys...as you know my new major is not working out and I think I plan to switch out....again...to philosophy. This has, needless to say, made my countenance sad and I now, like Hamlet, wear nighted colours and in this state of weakness a thought continues to plague me. I have mentioned this thought once before in this very forum but I never developed it...this post is the hypothetical (please don't have me arrested) development of the thought of BECOMING A THIEF.

Listen guys I got it, I'll just tell em I'm George fuckin' Clooney and they'll open the vault right up

Now you may say: "but Asaya you're planning on becoming a lawyer is that thievery not enough for you?" Alas dear friends it isn't, my heart craves for thievery that requires more cardio. I however do not speak of robbing, I have no intention of holding a knife to an unsuspecting mans back in hopes that he'll give me his money. No no I desire a thievery of more noble pursuits: art, rare jewellery, historical items and other such materials that museums have the gall to say "please do not touch the exhibits". I wouldn't keep them for myself though, that would be selfish, I would simply steal it, poke at it for a few minutes to be able to say that I did, and then sell it back to the museum fair and square.

Fuck you it's a good movie...

"What brought on these inspiring thoughts?" you may ask and to tell you the truth I am not entirely sure. I desire adventure my dear lads and to think that I might be confined to a single post later in my life terrifies me to my very core, but once again to think that I may not have any position at all puts fear in me that causes my being to implode in upon itself. Thievery seems to me the best way to avoid both commitments. And while I realize these thoughts are ludicrous I can't help but think them and simply just be filled with wonder at a life that could be.

"But stealing is wrong" you may say. But alas what is a man to do in these times of bullshittery, all jobs are pointless, and careers only a small step ahead. Everything is related to politics and winning the approval of another. I despise the other and wish to never see them again, why must I seek her approval when I can simply become a man of my own. I only desire to have a life of relative uncertainty, where I may walk into a bar appearing and being a tough man in his own right so I can say such cool things as "You owe me money you lousy bum", "I'll have a beer, and "I'm going to the bathroom". 

But once again alas even as I write these words I know I do not truly desire a life of uncertainty. I am a man that likes his fridge full daily, I am a man that doesn't enjoy fighting more then once in a long while, I am a man that likes to go to the bathroom without letting the entire room know about it. I romanticize this life but I know (I think) that I would not enjoy it truly. But I still wonder what is a man to do with this boredom, with this stifled soul that disturbs his peace and doesn't even allow him a moment to read 10 pages continuously. But if I could just be a thief even just make one good heist, let's say...stealing the Mona Lisa (start out small you know?), then I would be set, there wouldn't be anything uncertain about it except for the fact that I may or may not go to jail, but I'd do such a good job of covering my tracks that they wouldn't even know the Mona Lisa was gone and replaced by a giant wall scroll with an chibi Saber on it for at least two weeks.

Sounds like a plan...

or maybe I'll just write a book...yea I'll write a book. Thanks guys I would love to hear any advice you have on this.

Thanks for the medals,

Asaya HelwaEhwee